Category: Cute Guild Master

The quests piled up in [Grand Bahamut] decreased rapidly.

Tony is working diligently. I have to admit, his performance is impressive. Honestly, I didn’t expect him to work this hard. It’s a pleasant surprise.

Tony told me, “Nii-san, no working for a while,” and I think I’ll take advantage of my little brother’s words.

I lie on the sofa, reading newspapers, and novels, just lounging around.

It’s a happy life. But strangely enough, lately, I’ve been feeling a bit bored. I put down the newspaper I was reading on the table and lie back on the sofa, gazing at the ceiling.

“It’s too quiet.” (Wilhelm)

Not too long ago, it was bustling with activity due to quest completions. But now, all I can hear is the sound of people walking down the street. Will I continue to live like this, feeling the silence? It’s what a shut-in like me desires, but it brings a tinge of loneliness—

“I’m home! Finished all my work for today!” (Sofia)

Suddenly, the atmosphere became lively again. The loneliness I was starting to feel vanished somewhere. It’s because Sofia-san, the liveliest person in the guild, came back.

After neatly placing her delivery items in the box, Sofia-san found some snacks in the kitchen and started munching on them by herself.

“Welcome back, Sofia-san.” (Wilhelm)

I sat up from the sofa.

“I-I’m surprised. Wil-kun, you’re awake. I thought you might be dead since you didn’t react at all.” (Sofia)

“Well, if I were dead, you should definitely worry.” (Wilhelm)

“Eh? Even if Wil-kun was a bit dead, I feel like just sprinkling some water on you would bring you back to life.” (Sofia)

“At that point, I’d be beyond human.” (Wilhelm)

I wonder if shut-ins seem like dried-up mushrooms to other people. Even if you sprinkle water, will I come back?

“Hey, Wil-kun.” (Sofia)

Sofia-san looked at me while munching on her snacks.

“Are you free today?” (Sofia)

“I’m quite busy.” (Wilhelm)

“Well, I happen to have these tickets here.” (Sofia)

Sofia showed me two tickets. I wonder what kind of tickets they are.

“Aren’t these tickets for the art museum? I read that it’s really popular right now. You managed to get tickets, huh?” (Wilhelm)

I remember reading about it in the newspaper. The museum has been bustling with activity lately.

“Our neighbor passed these tickets on to us. Do you know what the current buzz is about?” (Sofia)

“It’s the exhibition of artifacts from the Demon King, right?” (Wilhelm)

“Yeah, that’s it. Apparently, they’re showcasing artifacts that were once possessed or created by the Demon King. I was wondering if Wil-kun would be interested.” (Sofia)

Artifacts from the Demon King—weapons and tools once created or owned by the Demon King.

Each one is precious and highly functional. It’s said that if used maliciously, they could easily destroy an entire country.

The country must have understood the danger of these artifacts. After the Demon King’s demise, they collected all the artifacts and stored them as national treasures for a hundred years.

I’ve had some unpleasant experiences with Demon King-related matters before, so ideally, I wouldn’t want to get involved, but…

“I’m interested. It sounds like there are plenty of fascinating things on display. My intellectual curiosity piqued.” (Wilhelm)

“All right then, shall we go together?” (Sofia)

“Huh, right now?” (Wilhelm)

“Yeah, life’s too short to just lounge around.” (Sofia)

“By that logic, I wonder how much of my life I’ve wasted…” (Wilhelm)

“You might just be living the most wasted life in the city.” (Sofia)

“Hmm, ‘the most wasted life’ does have a nice ring to it.” (Wilhelm)

“No, it doesn’t!” (Sofia)

As we chatted, Sofia-san dragged me to my feet. I felt her pushing me towards the door. She called out to Mew-chan, who was tending to the shop.

“I’m borrowing Wil-kun for a bit!” (Sofia)

“Sodane! You don’t have to give him back mew!” (Mew-chan)

Mew-chan’s words didn’t reach Sofia. She just smiled.

“It’s lonely without Wil-kun around, isn’t it? You two are so close!” (Sofia)

Huh, despite being like cats and dogs. Sofia-san’s heart really is pure.

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I walked to the museum with Sofia-san.

This museum is the oldest in the country. It’s a bit inconveniently located, but it’s luxurious and spacious. Plus, it’s three stories tall.

After entering the museum and handing over our tickets, we take our time to appreciate the exhibits.

“Ah, Wil-kun, isn’t that the exhibit of the Demon King’s artifacts over there? There sure are a lot of people.” (Sofia)

There’s a large room with many security guards. Checking the signboard in that room, just as Sofia-san said, it’s a special exhibition featuring artifacts of the Demon King.

Upon entering the room, I immediately felt a heavy pressure on my chest. The artifacts of the Demon King in this room seem to emit a powerful aura.

“I wonder what the first exhibit is… Oh, huh? Just an old scroll?” (Sofia)

According to the description, it’s called the [Scroll of Grand Summoning]. It’s housed in a glass case.

“Does this mean I can use summoning magic like Wil-kun?” (Sofia)

“According to the description, it seems so. It’s a one-time use, but by imbuing this scroll with magic, you can summon a giant beast called a Cyclops.” (Wilhelm)

It seems the Demon King used this to send his minions to attack the city. Terrifying stuff.

“Alright, let’s move on to the next one.” (Sofia)

Sofia-san is already ahead. I quickly follow her to the next exhibit.

Wait, what’s this? Two round, sturdy-looking rings… Oh, I see. They’re handcuffs. That seems ominous. According to the explanation, um…

“It’s called the [Gorgon’s Shackles]. Just throw them with magic, and they’ll automatically bind the opponent. Once you’re caught, you can’t get them off. And on top of that, they start petrifying you from where they’re attached. The key to unlocking them is missing… Ugh, I definitely don’t want to get caught in these.” (Wilhelm)

Huh, I thought Sofia-san was next to me, but she’s not. She seems to have run into an acquaintance and is chatting with them.

Standing next to me is a girl with twin tails. I feel like I’ve met this girl somewhere before. She seems to be seriously examining the shackles… 

“Hmm… I see, shackles. Escaping from restraint is the quintessential essence of magic tricks. If I managed to pull it off, it might be a hit. Worth considering.” (Twin-tailed Girl)

Ah, that’s right. I remember now. She’s the girl who was doing magic tricks in the city. Anya was impressed by her magic. Since then, Anya has been diligently practicing magic tricks.

Wasn’t this girl’s name Stephanie?

“Hey, Stephanie.” (Wilhelm)

Stephanie tilts her twin tails and looks at me suspiciously.

“When you’re doing escape magic, it’s better to do it when someone is around, you know?” (Wilhelm)

“Why’s that?” (Stephanie)

“Well, if you fail and get stuck, it’d be troublesome if there’s no one to help you out of the restraints, right?” (Wilhelm)

She looked easily convinced.

“Yeah, you’re right. I’ve never had a successful magic trick, so…” (Stephanie)

I’m glad she understands. It’s good that I voiced my concerns.

“Hey, who said anything about failing at magic tricks?!” (Stephanie)

Stephanie, you have a great sense of humor.

“I’ll show you an amazing magic trick one of these days, so look forward to it, okay?” (Stephanie)

“Yeah, I hope that day comes.” (Wilhelm)

Somehow, Stephanie ended up joining us as we wandered around. With Sofia-san here too, it’s like I’m surrounded by flowers. Maybe my lucky streak is starting.

We looked at various other exhibits.

There were books containing the ultimate magic of the unknown Demon King, picture books that, when opened, would transport you to a special dungeon, intricately crafted magic dolls visible only to humans, and other items like shields, armor, and rods that looked strong at a glance. 

There was also the Demon King’s diary. Even though he’s deceased, it’s kind of pitiful to have his diary made public.

And finally, the centerpiece of the exhibition.

It’s the Demon King’s crafted magic sword, called Catastrophe.

By some stroke of luck, there was a moment when no visitors were around. Lucky us. Looks like we’ll be able to take our time examining the magic sword.

“This is the Demon King’s magic sword… It looks incredibly sharp.” (Sofia)

Stephanie seems captivated by the magic sword, seriously admiring it.

The appearance of the magic sword is a deep crimson, like blood. If someone told me that it became red with the blood of those it cuts, I might just believe them.

Let’s read the explanation.

“The magic sword, Catastrophe, is the strongest weapon created by the Demon King. However, it is extremely difficult to wield, and only the Demon King himself was able to master it. Records suggest that the Demon King referred to it as a failed creation.” (Wilhelm)

Hmm, I wonder what went wrong with it. I feel like I could handle it if I had the chance.

Wait, huh? Something white is flying out from the sword. It’s a small luminescent object that looks like it could fit in the palm of my hand. It fluttered cutely in front of me, with four wings flapping.

She was a fairy with golden hair, and emerald eyes, and dressed in white.

“Hello (konnichiwa).” (Fairy)

She greeted politely.

“Oh, you’re the fairy I met at night. It wasn’t a dream after all. Why did you come out of the magic sword?” (Wilhelm)

“I am an embodiment of the consciousness of this magic sword. Please call me Feene. And what might your name be?” (Feene)

“Me? I’m Wilhelm Wondersky. Just a humble shut-in.” (Wilhelm)

Stephanie seemed to react to something. Was she surprised to learn I’m from a noble family, or was it the shut-in part that caught her off guard?

Feene fluttered gracefully.

“Wilhelm-sama, would you consider using the magic sword? I would be very happy if you could use it—” (Feene)

Stephanie interrupted the conversation and came around to face me directly. What’s going on all of a sudden? She seems surprised about something.

“Oh, you’re Wilhelm Wondersky-sama!” (Stephanie)

“No need for ‘sama’. Just call me Wil.” (Wilhelm)

“I’ve always wanted to meet you! If I were to express this feeling through a magic trick, it would be like this.” (Stephanie)

Stephanie brought her left hand in front of me. She snapped her fingers. Then, a flute appeared in Stephanie’s right hand. I have no idea what’s going on.

“Sorry, Stephanie. It seems like my understanding can’t keep up with your magic tricks.” (Wilhelm)

I don’t really understand. What should I do?

“What kind of feeling was Stephanie trying to convey with the flute? It seems a bit risky to play it in the museum, don’t you think?” (Wilhelm)

“I just failed miserably. Why does this always happen at important moments?” (Stephanie)

Well, probably because your magic tricks aren’t that good.

Stephanie reached behind her and pulled something out. It’s a bright red flower with thorns on its stem. It’s a rose. I wonder if it hurt to have it tucked behind her back.

“I actually meant to bring this out.” (Stephanie)

“A single rose… Hah, so basically, you were captivated by my charm, right?” (Wilhelm)

“Yeah.” (Stephanie)

“But I’m the older brother in the Wondersky family. Did you mistake me for my younger brother?” (Wilhelm)

“That’s not the case. Please accept it, Wilhelm Wondersky-sama. No, maybe it’s better if I address you as Demon King—” (Stephanie)

I tried to accept the rose with joy, but then I quickly pulled my hand back. I don’t need that last part.

“The Demon King part is definitely a mistake. You’ve got the wrong person.” (Wilhelm)

“Huh? But you’re Wilhelm Wondersky-sama, right?” (Stephanie)

“Well, yeah…” (Wilhelm)

“Then, without a doubt, you’re the Demon King.” (Stephanie)

“No, that’s definitely a mistake.” (Wilhelm)

Stephanie pulled out a newspaper from somewhere. My name is on the front page. It’s from when I defeated the legendary ghost a while back.

“Look here. It’s written clearly. Wilhelm Wondersky-sama is the Demon King. It says that the children’s eyes sparkle when they say it in unison. It’s even written in big letters.” (Stephanie)

It really was written there.

Those kids! After I risked my life to save them from being eaten by the legendary ghost. They repay me like this…

“I’m not the Demon King. I’m more like a hero, you know? I mean, look at me, don’t I look like a cool hero?” (Wilhelm)

I tried to strike a heroic pose. I thought it was pretty good.

Stephanie looked unsure.

“Well, if we’re judging solely based on appearance, then yeah, you’re kind of a dull onii-san.” (Stephanie)

Gah, stop it. Handle my heart with care. I was really confident in that heroic pose just now. If you shoot it down, how am I supposed to look cool from now on? Ugh… the world can be so harsh.

Feene flew into my field of vision.

“Um, is Wilhelm-sama the Demon King?” (Feene)

“No, absolutely not.” (Wilhelm)

Stephanie leaned in closer to me.

“Please, Demon King-sama, I want to see the ultimate magic of the Demon King.” (Stephanie)

“You can use ultimate magic! That definitely means you’re the Demon King. I really want to see it too!” (Feene)

“I’m telling you, I’m a hero. Sofia-san, say something, please.” (Wilhelm)

“Huh? I don’t really mind either. Wil-kun is Wil-kun. Even if he’s called the Demon King, I’ll always be friends with him.” (Sofia)

She seems to be saying something nice, but it feels incredibly nonchalant.

“*waku waku*” (Stephanie & Feene)

Stephanie and Feene’s eyes sparkle. But I won’t be swayed by such looks.

“Well, maybe if there’s a chance in the future. But definitely not today.” (Wilhelm)

Now, let’s move on to the next exhibit. When in doubt, retreat.

“I won’t give up, Demon King-sama! I traveled across the sea all the way to this country just to meet you!” (Stephanie)

That’s some impressive determination. Something I, as a shut-in, could never muster.

Stephanie and Feene persisted, but I didn’t engage with them. I’m more of a hero, after all. I can’t afford to entertain being called the Demon King.

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Thanks for reading!

MC had one more chance to redeem himself but he blew it. But then again, if Stephanie hadn’t interrupted, maybe Feene would have brought up the whole heist thing that’s gonna happen. Wait… Is Stephanie and Sofia not gonna question Feene’s last sentence before she was cut off?

Idk why but the flute appearing on her opposite hand is funny to me. I even thought she was about to sing a song.

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“Ah… I’m exhausted… Today, I managed to complete eighty quests all by myself…” (Wilhelm)

I worked until night. It’s not just feeling exhausted anymore. The position where my belt is tightened has moved forward by two holes. And because of fatigue, my appetite has diminished.

How long will this life continue? It feels like it will last forever. After all, the work just keeps coming in.

“Haa… working is really tough…” (Wilhelm)

Everyone who manages to work every day without being a shut-in is truly amazing. With the mental state of a shut-in like me, it’s impossible to keep enduring something this tough for long.

“Well, I don’t think there’s anyone in this town who’s been working as hard as me lately…” (Wilhelm)

Ah, the bath feels so good.

The warmth of the water and the buoyancy make my body and mind feel lighter. I feel like taking a long bath today. Ahh, it feels like my spirit is melting into the water. A relaxing bath after such intense labor is nice.

“But even so, I don’t feel like I’ll be motivated to work hard tomorrow. Fuwaa” (Wilhelm)

I let out a yawn. Maybe I’m relaxing too much.

But baths are supposed to be relaxing, so I guess this is the right thing to do.

“I want to laze around in bed all day and just read novels.” (Wilhelm)

Not too long ago, that was just a normal life for me. How did things end up like this?

“Still… being a shut-in… was… wonderful… zzz” (Wilhelm)

After a while, water entered my mouth.

“Pwahhh” (Wilhelm)

Wait, where am I? What’s happening now? Wasn’t I sleeping in bed? No, this is the bath.

I quickly lifted my upper body out of the bathtub.

“Whoa, that was close. I almost drowned in the bath.” (Wilhelm)

A shut-in like me drowning in someone else’s bath… That would’ve been such an embarrassing story. Can’t help but laugh imagining it. I must be way too tired.

It’s my first time falling asleep in the bath. People really do sleep in the bath, huh? I heard of such things, but I never thought I’d actually experience it.

“Wil-sama, are you awake?” (Anya)

The bath door opened abruptly. It was Anya. She looked worried, but when she saw my face, she smiled. So cute.

“Yeah, I’m awake, I’m awake.” (Wilhelm)

Managed to reassure Anya somehow.

Feeling like I might doze off again if I stayed in the bath any longer, I quickly got out.

Then, I went upstairs and sprawled out on the bed.

“Ugh, so tired… It would be nice if fairy-san could take care of all the work while I’m asleep… zzz…” (Wilhelm)

In no time, I fell into a deep sleep.

The hands of the clock kept ticking away. It must be really late now, even the plants and trees are asleep.

Strange. Even in my sleep, I can clearly sense it. It feels like something suspicious has invaded my room. I feel a magical presence that makes me uneasy.

I’m known for never waking up except on my own terms once I’ve fallen asleep, but I decided to slightly open my eyes here.

What’s this?

Right next to my face, there’s a ball of light. Is this a spiritual phenomenon? Or am I just half-asleep?

For a moment, it felt like the ball of light fluttered its wings.

“I’ve checked many residents of this city, but this person definitely has the strongest magic around here. In other words, this person is undoubtedly the most suitable for my master, right?” (?)

“Huh?” (Wilhelm)

I felt like I heard a girl’s voice. But I was still half asleep and didn’t hear it clearly.

I rubbed my eyes. I could see more clearly now than I could a moment ago. The true form of the glowing light was a small girl.

The girl was wearing a white dress and had four wings… She was about the size of my palm. She definitely looked like a fairy. Could she be the type of fairy that secretly does work while I’m asleep?

“Hey, are you, like, a fairy or something secretly living in this guild?” (Wilhelm)

“Eh? No, not at all?” (?)

“I see. Well, thanks for showing up in front of me anyways. You really saved me. I was in a tough spot. You’re the type of fairy who quietly does work, right? I really appreciate it. Thank you.” (Wilhelm)

“Um, I said I’m not…” (?)

“Got it, got it. Anyway, I’ll leave the rest to you. I’m gonna sleep.” (Wilhelm)

“Wait, wait, wait a minuteee! How are you able to sleep in this situation? Wake~up~alrea~dy! Oh, he’s already asleep.” (?)

*zzz*

“Shall I flap my wings over your face? I’ll just make it too bright for you to sleep.” (?)

“Mmm… Fairy-san, it’s a bit too bright…” (Wilhelm)

Half-asleep, I waved my hand at the fairy. But my hand passed right through her body. Seriously?

I opened my eyes wide. I tried again, this time making sure to look at the fairy before waving my hand. And once again, my hand passed right through her body.

“I can’t touch fairy-san? Does that mean there are limitations to what you can do?” (Wilhelm)

“That’s right. The only thing I can do is to ruthlessly slay humans and magical beasts.” (?)

“That’s scary. Are there really fairies like that? Not cute at all.” (Wilhelm)

“Please don’t say I’m not cute…” (?)

“If you can’t do the job, then never mind. I’m going back to sleep.” (Wilhelm)

“Wait, please be my partner! I’m really good at slaying!” (?)

“Oh, I see… Then, come back another day… I’m going to sleep now… zzz…” (Wilhelm)

“Do you have such a strong desire for sleep? Haa… Since it’s a waste of magic, I’ll leave for today. I didn’t expect you to be so uninterested. …I’ll need a strategy. It seems I’ll have to prove to you that I’m an excellent weapon.” (?)

The fairy seemed to have flown up cutely with her four wings.

“Oh, right. I can’t be touched right now, but when I have enough magic, I’ll be able to materialize and you’ll be able to touch me. Please look forward to that day. Well then, excuse me.” (?)

I had a feeling that something unpleasant might happen from now on. But I didn’t have the capacity to deal with it. Sleep was more important to me now.

I sank deeper and deeper into the abyss of sleep.

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I woke up at noon. Blacky-chan, the black cat, kept hitting my face with her paw, so I had no choice but to wake up. I must’ve been hit about a thousand times.

When I woke up, she gave me a smug look. Not a pleasant way to wake up.

After washing my face, I headed to the kitchen. Eva was preparing my lunch. Anya’s frilly apron suited her quite well. She looked cute.

I thanked Eva and took my seat.

“Oh, right. There’s something I wanted to ask you, Eva.” (Wilhelm)

Eva tilted her head eerily. Couldn’t she bend her neck at a slightly more normal angle? I guess not.

“Last night, a fairy appeared by my pillow.” (Wilhelm)

I got a skeptical look in response.

“No, seriously, she really did appear. And for some reason, I couldn’t touch her. Looking back now, it felt like some kind of spiritual phenomenon…” (Wilhelm)

The existence of fairies itself is unclear, to begin with. Is there even a reason for one to suddenly appear by my pillow?

“Wil-onii-san, were you just half-asleep? Was there really a fairy?” (Eva)

“No, I’m telling you, there definitely was. It wasn’t a dream, I remember it clearly. She emitted this eerie kind of magical aura that made me really uneasy.” (Wilhelm)

Eva grinned eerily, like she could fit right into an adult horror movie as a vengeful spirit.

“Maybe you’ve been cursed? Wil-onii-san, that sounds so great. Kekeke… Kekekekekeke…” (Eva)

“Wow, you look so happy.” (Wilhelm)

“Well, Eva-chan loves that kind of stuff. Wil-onii-san, I’m really jealous. Kekeke… Kekekekekeke…” (Eva)

Oh no, Eva’s hair started to grow and wriggle wildly. Creepy. Eva herself is more mysterious and scary than the mysterious fairy. In no time, her hair grew so long that it reached the floor.

“Ahh, what a disaster… I’ve been trying so hard to keep my hair from growing long because it’s too hot in the summer.” (Eva)

Eva took out a ribbon and she twirled her long hair into a ponytail. She looked incredibly cute.

“Oh, lunch is ready!” (Eva)

“Thanks.” (Wilhelm)

Eva had made a plate of perfectly toasted hot sandwiches. They were filled with cheese, thick ham, crispy lettuce, and a sunny-side-up egg.

I took a bite immediately.

Wow, it’s delicious! The spicy seasoning enhances the flavor perfectly. The more I eat, the more energized I feel. This goes really well with milk.

It’s amazing. Eva will definitely make a great wife in the future.

“This is incredibly delicious!” (Wilhelm)

Eva smiled brightly, like a mother pleased with her child’s appetite.

Oh, a customer has arrived at the guild. I can hear their greetings.

“Coming!” (Eva)

Eva took off her apron and went to greet the customer. I thanked Eva and continued to enjoy my hot sandwich.

“Wil-onii-san, Wil-onii-san!” (Eva)

Huh, why did Eva suddenly come back to the kitchen, leaving the customer behind?

I wonder what’s going on. Her cheeks are flushed red and her eyes are sparkling. She’s in full-on maiden-in-love mode. Is it just my imagination, or does her skin and hair look even more radiant? It’s an expression that’s completely unlike Eva.

“What’s wrong? Did a handsome guy come in?” (Wilhelm)

Eva blushed and covered her cheeks with her hands, looking embarrassed. How cute.

“He was like a prince.” (Eva)

Seriously? Such a handsome guy came?

“He said he wanted to meet you, Wil-onii-san.” (Eva)

“Me? A prince-like guy wants to meet me? Hmm…” (Wilhelm)

I have no idea who that could be. Since becoming a shut-in, I haven’t really expanded my circle of male friends. I don’t even remember having a conversation with a handsome guy.

“Sorry to keep you waiting.” (Wilhelm)

I went out to see who it was. Oh, it was someone I definitely knew.

“Nii-san, listen to this!” (Tony)

“Oh, it’s Tony.” (Wilhelm)

But it made sense. My younger brother Tony is indeed handsome, like a prince. I think he’s the most attractive guy in town.

Tony leaned over the counter, resting his hands on it.

“Nii-san, do you know about the upcoming diplomatic ceremony with the neighboring country?” (Tony)

This was a topic I didn’t see coming.

“I haven’t been keeping up with the news lately. Which country is it with?” (Wilhelm)

“It’s with the Seagull Principality in the west. They want to celebrate a hundred years of friendship.” (Tony)

The Seagull Principality is an island nation across the sea.

Until a few hundred years ago, the Seagull Principality was actually part of our country, but due to various reasons, it became a separate nation. Over time, things improved, and now the two countries are on friendly terms. Seems like the hundredth anniversary of their friendship is coming up.

“Is there any connection between that diplomatic ceremony and Tony coming here?” (Wilhelm)

“At the ceremony, Father wants Tony to give a speech as the representative of the Wondersky family.” (Tony)

“Father said that…?” (Wilhelm)

“It’s strange, isn’t it? Especially when we have someone as wonderful as nii-san, in the Wondersky family.” (Tony)

“No, if it’s Father, he’d definitely say something like that. It wouldn’t be surprising for him to endorse Tony.” (Wilhelm)

“Huh? Nii-san, what are you saying? And… nii-san? You look like you’ve lost quite a bit of weight since the last time I saw you. And those dark circles under your eyes are terrible.” (Tony)

“Oh, I’m just a bit overworked.” (Wilhelm)

I never thought I’d see the day when I, a shut-in, would be talking about being overworked.

Tony’s eyebrows twitched slightly.

“Could it be that you’re in a difficult situation right now, nii-san?” (Tony)

His eyes were filled with hope.

“Well, yeah, kind of. Take a look at the number of jobs posted on the bulletin board over there. Despite me tackling them until I’m practically burnt out, instead of decreasing, they keep increasing little by little.” (Wilhelm)

“I see… That’s indeed an incredible workload. Alright, I’ll take care of all of them. I’ve got plenty of free time anyway.” (Tony)

Tony looked delighted. Why? It’s work, isn’t it? It’s labor. isn’t this something that most people dislike?

“Even though you’re a student, you want to work that much?” (Wilhelm)

“I don’t want to work, I just want to be helpful to you, nii-san.” (Tony)

Wow, what a thoughtful younger brother he is.

Tony, like me, is remarkably capable. If he helped out, he’d be more than just an asset.

“What about your classes? Aren’t final exams coming up soon?” (Wilhelm)

“I’ve already earned most of my credits, so I don’t really need to attend classes anymore. There’s just one final exam, but that’s it. So, it’s no problem at all.” (Tony)

“That’s impressive. You’ve been really dedicated to your studies.” (Wilhelm)

“Well, I want to become an amazing person like nii-san.” (Tony)

So, does that mean Tony wants to become a shut-in too?

As your older brother, I wouldn’t really recommend it. The public’s opinion is harsh, the quality of the meals at home keeps declining, and Father is, well, Father. There aren’t too many good things about it. But if you’re still determined to become a shut-in, you should at least be prepared to seal yourself in your room like I did. Otherwise, it’s going to be tough.

Oh, it’s getting lively at the entrance of the guild. That vibrant and energetic atmosphere must be Sofia-san.

“I’m back~! Just got home from work~” (Sofia)

Yep, it’s definitely Sofia-san.

“Evaaa-chan~! Isn’t it about time to wake up dear Wil-kun~? Today, onee-san will wake him up in a sexy way~! And then promptly send him off to work and make him work like a horse… huh? No wayyy! Wil-kun is already awake~?” (Sofia)

Anya popped up behind Sofia-san with a little hop.

“Wow, amazing! Wil-samais already awake!” (Anya)

Mew-chan enters through the door.

“Whoa, the net is already up? This must be a sign of the apocalypse.” (Mew-chan)

Tony straightens up, greeting everyone with a sociable smile.

“Wow, there’s a sparkling handsome young man here! Wil-kun, who’s this handsome guy?” (Sofia)

“He’s my younger brother, Tony.” (Wilhelm)

“Huh? Wil-kun’s brother? But you two look nothing alike.” (Sofia)

“That’s true. I’ve been told that a lot since we were kids.” (Wilhelm)

“Nice to meet you, Tony-kun! Hey, are you interested in older girls?” (Sofia)

“Hey, Sofia-san, don’t hit on my brother as soon as you meet him!” (Wilhelm)

Sofia-san let out a disappointed “Eh?”  She’s wearing a pretty girlish expression, one I’ve never seen her show me before. So she can pull off such a look too.

Mew-chan looks intrigued, staring at Tony’s face.

“Ohh, so the neet has such a handsome brother mew? Are you also a shut-in, or a neet?” (Mew-chan)

“Huh? Did you just greet me? Nice to meet you too!” (Tony)

Mew-chan seems visibly shocked. It seems that he’s taken aback by the fact that his voice didn’t reach him.

Mew-chan’s voice can only be heard by those with impure hearts so Tony won’t be able to hear him.

“That’s impossible mew! He’s so handsome, yet so pure-hearted, it’s unbelievable! I can’t believe siblings could be so different… Even though your brother is so disappointing mew…” (Mew-chan)

Mew-chan glanced at me for a moment.

“Ahh, my eyes have been tainted mew!” (Mew-chan)

What a rude thing to say.

“Mew-chan, could you at least give me a little praise?” (Wilhelm)

“Even if you say that, there’s nothing to praise about you.” (Mew-chan)

Oh come on, there’s at least one thing.

I try to strike a pose for Mew-chan. He looks like he’s about to vomit.

“Nii-san, nii-san, how are you able to talk to the Sodane Mew? Do you have a magic that can read a magical beast’s mind?” (Tony)

“Well, it’s kind of strange, but Mew-chan’s voice can be heard only by those with a tainted heart.” (Wilhelm)

“Huh, so should I get myself tainted too?” (Tony)

“Please don’t… I beg you. Just stay as you are, Tony. I like you just the way you are.” (Wilhelm)

“Nii-san…” (Tony)

Tony and I ended up gazing at each other for some reason.

“By the way, Mew-chan was saying how cool Tony is. Lucky you.” (Wilhelm)

“Really? Thanks for the compliment.” (Tony)

“Sodane!” (Mew-chan)

Tony thanked Mew-chan for the praise.

Anya timidly approached Tony, looking apologetic as she began to speak.

“Um, Tony-sama…” (Anya)

“What’s wrong, Anya-chan?” (Tony)

“Would it be possible to borrow Wil-sama from now on? We have a lot of quests with approaching deadlines, and it’s quite difficult to manage without Wil-sama.” (Anya)

Anya conveyed to Tony that she was the guild master.

Upon learning that even at such a young age she was already a guild master, Tony was greatly impressed.

“Well, you see, Anya-chan, there are quite a few quests piled up here, but would it be okay if I handle them all? As you can see, nii-san’s exhausted and slimmed down. I want him to take a break for a while.” (Tony)

“It would be very helpful if Tony-sama could assist us… Are you sure?” (Anya)

Anya glanced at me.

“Tony is well-trained and talented. He will definitely be of great help to [Grand Bahamut]. I guarantee it.” (Wilhelm)

Anya looked delighted.

“Very well, Tony-sama. I apologize for the inconvenience, but may we entrust the quests to you? There are about eighty quests that must be cleared by the end of today…” (Anya)

“Heh, leave it to me. With my exceptional skills, I’ll have them all cleared by dinnertime.” (Tony)

“The way you just spoke… It reminded me of Wil-sama as well. Very reassuring.” (Anya)

I decided to entrust the quest clearances to Tony. Since I handed over my quest log to him, I won’t be working today anymore. I’ll just shut myself in without hesitation and take some rest.

The most challenging A-rank quests are all taken care of by me, so there’s nothing to worry about with Tony. He’ll surely deliver results beyond expectations.

Everyone walked off lively alongside Tony.

Tony seemed to be having a lot of fun. Oh, did Eva go with them too? There’s no one left to watch the store.

Haa, I guess it’s up to me. Even though I wanted to leisurely take a nap.

I brewed some coffee and took some rest while casually attending to the customers, enjoying a relaxed time.

It feels like it’s been a while since I got to lay back. I guess I really have been working too much.

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“Ugh, this is so boring.” (?)

I am the consciousness of a magic sword. By using magic, I can transform into the form of a fairy and move around freely. My name when in my fairy form is Feene. Of course, the person who gave me this name was the Demon King.

“Ugh, this is getting annoying. Even though I’m an exceptional magic sword.” (Feene)

I’m in a bad mood because of what happened last night.

I tried to appeal to the most powerful magic user in the city, but he showed absolutely no interest in me. It was shocking. I thought he’d readily become my owner, but I guess I was being too expectant.

“Seriously, why am I being displayed in a museum like some kind of exhibit?” (Feene)

It’s infuriating. A magic sword is meant to be used. Just being exposed to curious stares is so dull.

Until the night when the museum closed, I endured. And then, in the form of a fairy, I flew out from the magic sword.

Hiding in the shadows, I checked to see if there were any suitable individuals flying around. People who seem like they might need to use a magic sword. Ideally, someone shady.

But, I couldn’t find anyone that easily. In the era when the Demon King existed, there were plenty of people who desired the magic sword…

“Ugh, why is it so peaceful in this era? Humans are supposed to be creatures who seek more conflict.” (Feene)

Hmm, are there no individuals conveniently with unpleasant personalities who might need the power of a magic sword?

“Seriously! How can such a story exist?” (?)

I heard a loud thud as a table was forcefully struck. It startled me a bit.

I sense strong malice. Though their magic isn’t particularly remarkable, that person seems quite wicked.

This is a tavern. I decided to hide in the shadow of a barrel in the corner and observe the person who raised their voice earlier for a while.

There are about five people drinking at the table in the corner. They all look rather unsavory. Judging from my intuition, they must be some kind of thieves or bandits.

“Why does the Grand Duke have to come to this country’s friendship ceremony when his own people are suffering from food shortages? He just wants to enjoy the delicious food at the ceremony, doesn’t he?!” (Bandit)

The Grand Duke—They’re referring to the top figure of a country. Probably the Seagull Principality.

“I can’t forgive them! How hard do they think we work to gather food in this country!” (Bandit)

“Yeah, that’s right. Robbery, theft, smuggling. None of it’s easy. And yet, the Grand Duke leisurely comes to visit this country enjoying himself. Unforgivable!” (Bandit)

“Hey boss, maybe we should just take care of that Duke while he’s leisurely sightseeing in this country. I’m sure there’ll be plenty of better leaders for their country than him in the future.” (Bandit)

“Well, I’d love to do it if I could… But we don’t have enough power to pull off something like that. It’s not so easy to kill a leader of a country. If only we had a powerful weapon that would go down in history…” (Bandit)

The atmosphere at the table turned grim.

I see, I see. They’re quite the nasty bunch of bandits. Not content with just robbery, theft, and smuggling, they’re even plotting to assassinate a country’s leader and incite a political coup. And to top it off, they’re actively seeking powerful weapons. In other words, they need me!

I’ve made up my mind. I’ll temporarily entrust myself, as the magic sword Catastrophe, to those individuals.

And then, I’ll have them instigate a major incident. That should surely make the headlines. My reputation will surely grow. And once that happens, even that man who holds the strongest magic in the city should take an interest in me.

Ah, this is wonderful. Let’s proceed with this plan.

On the night road, I approached them and, thankfully, they agreed to my invitation, and we made a pact.

The thieves have carefully planned to raid the museum and steal the magic sword at a later date.

Things are getting interesting, aren’t they? I couldn’t help but grin to myself. I’ll be able to cause quite a commotion. Maybe even bathe in blood. I can’t wait, I really can’t.

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MC’s sleep is about to cause the destruction of the world. Also, who decided it was a good idea to put up something so dangerous in the museum? This thing better be at maximum security even though we know that it isn’t.

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Ten days had passed since I helped out with the quests at [Grand Bahamut].

I was completely worn out. No matter how hard I worked, the jobs never seemed to decrease.

This was strange. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. I was clearing a large number of quests at a considerable speed, but the pace at which new jobs came in was much faster.

All the incoming jobs were food-related. We had already gathered most of the nearby food supplies, so lately, we had to go to distant places to complete the quests.

I looked at the [Grand Bahamut] bulletin board, feeling disheartened.

“Ah… I wonder when I’ll be able to return to my shut-in lifestyle…” (Wilhelm)

It was starting to feel like I might never be able to go back, as work kept coming in at an overwhelming pace.

“Wil-kun, let’s go on a quest together! Let’s give it our all today too!” (Sofia)

“You’re so energetic, Sofia-san…” (Wilhelm)

“Well, because work is fun!” (Sofia)

Sofia-san’s smile radiated with dazzling brightness.

“Whoa, so bright! For a shut-in like me, Sofia-san, you’re really something else!” (Wilhelm)

“Ahaha! Wil-kun, let’s stay positive. By the time we’ve finished all this work, summer vacation will be here. Fun holidays are waiting for us, so just hang in there a little longer!” (Sofia)

Sofia-san cheerfully pushed me forward, guiding me outside.

“Summer vacation is still a month away. Isn’t it a bit too far off to get excited about?” (Wilhelm)

“Time flies when you’re engrossed in work~!” (Sofia)

“Wow, that’s definitely from a non-shut-in’s perspective…” (Wilhelm)

For me, a month of work feels way too long.

“Today we’re heading to the coast! We’ve got 40 high-difficulty quests, so let’s give it our all!” (Sofia)

“F-Forty… We tackled about that many just yesterday…” (Wilhelm)

“Let’s sing together as we go, shall we?” (Sofia)

“Uh… it’s quite a distance to the coast from here…” (Wilhelm)

Sofia-san really sang all the way to the coast. This is the kind of energy someone who isn’t a shut-in has. I could never manage it.

After that, I managed to complete forty quests. The difficulty ranged from C to A, and they were all tough challenges.

Two days passed in no time.

I was getting more and more exhausted. When I met Eva’s grandfather, Frankie-san, after a long time, he asked, “Hey, have you lost some weight?” I definitely felt skinnier. My belt was a bit looser.

Today, I decided to be a shut-in and take a break. No matter what anyone said, I was going to shut myself in. After eating the breakfast and lunch that Anya had prepared for me, I dived into my bed.

If I take it easy today, I should be able to tackle the quests with renewed energy tomorrow. Rest is important. I’ll make sure to rest well.

… Anya was standing next to my bed. She was looking at me with eyes full of expectation. I had a bad feeling about this.

“Wh-What’s wrong, Anya? Weren’t you supposed to be off on a quest somewhere far away?” (Wilhelm)

“Actually, an urgent quest has come up. Wil-sama, could you please accompany me?” (Anya)

“W-What kind of quest?” (Wilhelm)

“An A-rank magical beast is rampaging in a nearby village.” (Anya)

“Ugh…” (Wilhelm)

“Moreover, it’s a dragon species. The soldiers have been completely wiped out.” (Anya)

“Ughh…” (Wilhelm)

“And I’d like you to help me with the quests in that area while we’re there.” (Anya)

“H-How many are we talking about?” (Wilhelm)

“Fifty quests! For the exceptional Wil-sama, it should be a piece of cake, right?” (Anya)

“Ughhh…” (Wilhelm)

Anya’s innocent expectations pierce through my heart. Ouch, ouch, ouch. It hurts. It hurts so much. It’s painful to be looked at with such hopeful eyes. I can’t just say no and call it a day today.

Ughhh… I guess I have to get up… right…?

“I-I’ll do my best…” (Wilhelm)

“As expected of you, Wil-sama! You’re the coolest person in the world!” (Anya)

“I-I am?” (Wilhelm)

Anya’s smile is so radiant. I couldn’t help but feel weak in front of this smile.

Two more days passed from there. I was getting even more exhausted. In the end, I didn’t get any rest at all. Every single day, it’s just work, work, work… Ugh, even my mental state is deteriorating.

My eyes are open, but my body just won’t get out of bed.

Somehow, a fluffy white creature walks into my room. Someone looks happy.

“Rise and shine neet!” (Mew-chan)

“As expected… You’re relentless, Mew-chan!” (Wilhelm)

I was flipped over along with the bed. I squirmed out and looked up at Mew-chan. He gave me a sly grin.

“We’re going on a quest together today mew.” (Mew-chan)

“Huh, no way.” (Wilhelm)

“You’ve got serious bags under your eyes mew. Despite sleeping like a log every day, are you secretly not getting any rest?” (Mew-chan)

“Even if I sleep, I still feel tired. I think it might be overwork…” (Wilhelm)

“Hah, calling it overwork after just a little effort is just being weak mew.” (Mew-chan)

“That’s harsh. Do you have no heart, Mew-chan?” (Wilhelm)

“Sodane! I’m a magical beast, after all.” (Mew-chan)

“That’s right…” (Wilhelm)

I knew it. This fluffy creature may speak human language fluently, but it’s still a magical beast. It doesn’t have human emotions.

“Actually, you’re starting to look like a decent worker mew.” (Mew-chan)

“I don’t think this is just being decent, Mew-chan. Wait, are you seriously going on a quest with me?” (Wilhelm)

“Sodane! We got a job to shear for a Sodane Mew’s fur mew.” (Mew-chan)

“Oh, really? I got all pumped up for nothing. Isn’t that quite easy? Bring me the scissors.” (Wilhelm)

“Sodane… Not!!” (Mew-chan)

“What? You didn’t bring scissors yourself? Well, then, um, scissors, scissors…” (Wilhelm)(Wilhelm)

I slowly got up and grabbed the scissors in the room. With these, I’m going to cut all of Mew’s white fur. Looks like Mew-chan is turning pale for some reason.

“Don’t come near me with those scissors mew. Scary mew!” (Mew-chan)

“Hehe…” (Wilhelm)

“If all my fur disappears, Ojou will cry mew!” (Mew-chan)

“Well, she probably will. Hehe…” (Wilhelm)

“That’s why we’re supposed to shear a wild Sodane Mew’s fur instead mew!” (Mew-chan)

“Huh? So, Mew-chan, you’re selling out your comrades’ fur?” (Wilhelm)

“Sodane! And don’t say it as if I’m a heartless person mew.” (Mew-chan)

“But Mew-chan isn’t a human.” (Wilhelm)

You’re a magical beast after all.

“So, I’ll negotiate with the wild Sodane Mew and ask if it’s okay to shave its fur mew. Sodane Mews can’t stand the heat during this season, Mew. Trimming its fur is just right for the summer, Mew.” (Mew-chan)

“So you do feel hot in it.” (Wilhelm)

They’re quite the species. Well, just looking at them makes me feel hot. Seriously, if it’s okay to shave Mew-chan’s fur, I’d be eager to do it.

“So, I’ll go negotiate with the wild Sodane Mew. Once they agree, We’ll shave their fur and accomplish the quest mew.” (Mew-chan)

“I see. Well, it can’t be helped, I’ll join you. After that, I’ll come back straight and take it easy for the rest of today.” (Wilhelm)

“Unfortunately…” (Mew-chan)

“Uh…” (Wilhelm)

“There are also about sixty quests in the same direction mew.” (Mew-chan)

“Ugh…” (Wilhelm)

“Let’s tackle them together mew~” (Mew-chan)

“Ughhh…” (Wilhelm)

Damn it all! I thought today would be a day off!

This guy looks like a cute mascot, but he’s a total sadist in everything he says and does. Sixty quests… Sixty quests… I’ll never finish them unless I work until night.

However, even though I feel sluggish, as the talented, diligent, and cool guy that I am, I managed to complete all sixty quests.

And so, I continued to wear myself out more and more…

Ah… Ahh… Ahhh…

No matter how much I sleep, the fatigue doesn’t go away. Even Anya’s pressure point massages don’t work anymore.

I think we really need to increase the number of people in the guild.

I stumbled to my feet, washed my face, and made my way to the kitchen.

There was Eva, warming up a meal for me. Oh right, Eva’s here. Eva’s good at magic, and she’s the granddaughter of the owner of the magic item shop, so she’s a professional at gathering materials in the mountains. I think she’ll be the ultimate asset.

“Hey, Wil-onii-san. Eva-chan was thinking of helping out with quests today, too.” (Eva)

An unexpected proposal from her! Talk about a stroke of luck!

“Thank you! You’re a huge help. With Eva around, it’s like having a hundred people!” (Wilhelm)

“So, Wil-onii-san, will you go on quests with Eva-chan from now on?” (Eva)

“Huh…? You mean we’re doing it together?” (Wilhelm)

“By the way, there are 70 quests along the way. Will you help me clear them too?” (Eva)

“Eeeh…? 70 quests…? Do we have to finish that many in one day…?” (Wilhelm)

My mind went blank. Eva’s voice sounded distant.

In the end, I can’t take a break.

All the quests coming in are just about food supply. The clients are mostly food retailers, and processed food companies. There are a lot coming from the government too.

There’s likely a food shortage happening somewhere. I haven’t had time to read the newspaper lately, so it’s just speculation. Unless something like that is happening, there wouldn’t be such a sudden spike in quests for food.

Ah, I really need some serious help. At this rate, I’ll hit my limit eventually. If my performance drops due to exhaustion, work will grind to a halt. If that happens, even though the popularity of [Grand Bahamut] has risen, trust will plummet. I want to avoid that at all costs.

Is there anyone good who can help? At this point, it doesn’t matter if they’re from another guild. Someone experienced… 

No, the first person that comes to mind is my brother, Tony.

He’s excellent. Having him as reinforcement would be more than helpful. But Tony is still a student. It’s nearing the time for his end-of-term exams. I didn’t want to do anything that would interfere with my brother’s studies.

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Overworking at it’s finest. Hopefully, they at least get paid enough for this shit. But it’s also kinda weird that they aren’t getting any new members in their guild. Maybe they are and it just wasn’t stated.

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I used the Demon King’s ultimate magic, [Magic Avatar].

I created multiple copies of myself to handle numerous quests simultaneously. Without this, today’s goals might be impossible to achieve.

There were thirty quests in total, many of which were quite difficult. I planned to have my avatars take care of all the dangerous ones. As for the real me, I would focus on supporting Anya.

Anya and I would tackle seven quests together. I intended to proceed efficiently and swiftly while ensuring that Anya gained valuable experience.

To get started on the first quest, we headed into the mountain where I had gone with Sofia-san yesterday.

The quest was “Collect 30 Akaboushitake Mushrooms!” The difficulty level was extremely easy, an E rank. I thought it would be a good quest for Anya.

As for what the Akaboushitake Mushrooms looked like, they were pretty much similar to ordinary mushrooms.

They are magical beasts with red caps, white spots, and round eyes on the stems. Each mushroom was about the size of three of my fists.

These mushrooms didn’t move at all and didn’t prey on animals. Although they were classified as magical beasts, they posed no threat. Additionally, they were incredibly delicious. Whether they were boiled or grilled, they tasted great. So, they were essentially just regular mushrooms.

“Wil-sama, I’ll do my best to gather the mushrooms.” (Anya)

“Yeah, let’s do our best. Just one thing to watch out for: be careful of Aoboushitake. It looks similar to the Akaboushitake, but the spores of the Aoboushitake have strong hallucinogenic effects.” (Wilhelm)

“Don’t worry. I’m the guild master, so there’s no way I’ll mistakenly pick up an Aoboushitake.” (Anya)

Aoboushitake can be distinguished from Akaboushitake only by the color of its cap. The color to watch out for was a striking blue. These mushrooms weren’t edible and accidentally inhaling their spores could cause hallucinations, so we needed to be cautious.

Oh, someone was walking behind us. Only guild members would be walking in such an off-road area.

Ah, it was Clara from [Cosmic Falcon].

Clara had entered the mountain in a red Gothic Lolita outfit. I was a bit worried about how hard it was for her to move in that, but the mountain wasn’t particularly steep, and it was close to the city, so she should be fine.

“Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Good day, Wilhelm-sama.” (Clara)

“Ah, good day, Clara.” (Wilhelm)

“And to think we would meet here after one hundred years, Anastasia!” (Clara)

“Yeah, it’s been two days, Clara-chan!” (Anya)

Anya cheerfully spread her arms wide and approached Clara. Clara pulled back in horror and put her hands out to stop her, but Anya didn’t stop.

“Wa-Wait! No hugging allowed desu wa.” (Clara)

“Yeah yeah, you’re just pretending you don’t want a hug. I totally get it, so don’t worry!” (Anya)

“You don’t understand at all—!!” (Clara)

Like lovers reunited after a hundred years, Anya hugged Clara tightly. She looked so happy.

“Clara-chan, you’re so warm!” (Anya)

“NOOOO! Please, get-aw-ay-from-meee! Wilhelm-sama, Wilhelm-sama! Stop smirking and do something about Anastasia, please!” (Clara)

“Oh, thank you for the treat (gochisousamadesu).” (Wilhelm)

“What do you mean by that?! Anastasia, cheek rubbing is absolutely forbidden too. Wilhelm-sama, please help me already!” (Clara)

Clara reached out to me. However—

“But Clara, you look really happy.” (Wilhelm)

“I’m clearly not enjoying this! Ah, enough with the hugs desu wa. How long are you going to cling to me?” (Clara)

Reluctantly, Anya let go of Clara. But Anya looked very satisfied. Clara, with a slightly embarrassed expression, straightened her appearance.

“Mattaku, it’s already getting hot with summer approaching, and now it’s even worse.” (Clara)

I mean, Clara’s outfit doesn’t seem to be helping in that regard either. Her Gothic Lolita attire covered her skin completely, and she even wore a headdress. Not to mention her very long curly drill hair.

“Hey, Clara, don’t you have a summer-themed gothic lolita outfit?” (Wilhelm)

“I’m still looking for one. This year’s trends don’t quite resonate with me desu wa.” (Clara)

“I see. I’m worried you might get heatstroke.” (Wilhelm)

“No need to worry. This mountain is relatively cool. And Anastasia, please don’t change people’s hairstyles without permission. Hey, stop it!” (Clara)

Ohh, Anya turned Clara’s hair into twin tails. Cute. Really cute. I want to hug her. She’s super cute.

“Clara-chan, wouldn’t this hairstyle be cooler?” (Anya)

With a displeased expression, Clara undid the twin tails. Anya seemed shocked.

“Hmph, if you want me to change my hairstyle, you’ll have to beat me in a challenge desu wa!” (Clara)

“That’s so like you, Clara. Alright, what’s the challenge?” (Anya)

“First, you’ll have to answer a quiz.” (Clara)

Here we go, Clara and her quizzes.

“Now, what quest am I tackling right now? Yes, Anastasia, please answer.” (Clara)

“It’s a quest to get Akaboushitake Mushrooms!” (Anya)

“Correct! Anastasia, you surprised me!” (Clara)

Well, this is a well-known spot for Akaboushitake Mushroom gathering, so anyone would know.

“Clara-chan, actually, I’m on a similar quest. It must be fate, right?” (Anya)

“It seems so. It’s destiny. We were born to compete against each other. So, shall we make a competition out of who can gather the Akaboushitake Mushroom first?” (Clara)

“If that’s what you want.” (Anya)

“Then, let the competition begin!” (Clara)

“Yay!” (Anya)

Anya and Clara scattered cutely as they searched among the roots of trees and amidst the flowers for Akaboushitake Mushrooms.

Should I join in the search too? No, they’re having a competition. Would it be wrong to assist Anya?

Well, maybe I’ll just take a rest in the shade of the trees for now.

…Huh? I sensed something amiss just a little ahead among the trees. There were pitiful-looking plants with branches cut roughly.

This is… lychee, isn’t it? It’s the season for it to be delicious. Was it ravaged by a magical beast? No, that’s not it. There are multiple sets of adult male footprints. Did humans do this?

Cutting the branches so deeply and roughly might mean they won’t bear fruit next year. This happened yesterday too. So, this must be the work of the thieves or bandits that Sofia mentioned. This is troublesome.

Could this be related to the fact that there are many quests in the guild related to food gathering? It’s just my intuition, but I feel like there might be some connection.

“Anastasia, how many do you have now?” (Clara)

“Hehe, I have ten! What about Clara-chan?” (Anya)

“Ohohoho, as expected of a small guild, nothing much. I have eleven.”

Not much of a difference, huh? But Anya seems a little disappointed while Clara looks satisfied. Apparently, one mushroom makes a big difference to them.

“I won’t lose! I’ll definitely make a comeback!” (Anya)

“Ohohoho, give it a try if you can. But it’s impossible, isn’t it?” (Clara)

Huh, there’s a tanuki. It approached quietly behind Anya. Is it a normal tanuki? No, it’s walking on two legs. Normal tanuki wouldn’t do that, so it must be a magical beast tanuki.

Well, either way, they’re weak creatures. Shouldn’t be much of a problem… huh?

The tanuki just flipped up Anya’s skirt! Hooray! I don’t know why, but thank you, unknown tanuki. You saved me. Ah, it’s pastel pink with lots of hearts. Thank you so much, tanuki. You’re my hero. I’ll never forget this favor.

Alright, let’s take a good look while I can. Anya’s panties are… exquisite. They’re like a work of art. I could stare at them forever. To think that there are such wonderful sights in the world.

“Hey, Anastasia, your skirt got flipped up.” (Clara)

“Eh, by Wil-sama?” (Anya)

That reaction tells me everything about how much Anya trusts me. I’m shocked.

Looks like Anya finally noticed the tanuki.

“Ah, hiyyaa! Tanuki-san ecchi!” (Anya)

The tanuki stuck its face under the skirt. Hey, wait a minute, I wanna do that too! That’s not fair! Hurry up and tell me how it feels. It must smell good, right? It has to, it’s Anya’s panties. It must smell amazing.

“Awawawa, please don’t press your nose there! It’s ticklish!” (Anya)

Wow—embarrassed Anya is so cute.

I wish it would switch places with me… I’m so jealous of that tanuki…

Oh… Anya picked up the tanuki and let it go. Her panties are finally hidden by her skirt. Well, it was good while it lasted.

“Mouu, what a naughty tanuki-san.” (Anya)

The tanuki looked at Clara and started walking towards her.

Ohh, Clara’s panties, huh? That’s a first! The whole world has been waiting for this moment. Even gentlemen and ladies will shed tears of joy. I might shed a tear too!

But Clara firmly held down her skirt with her hands.

“I won’t allow it. A lady must never show what’s under her skirt.” (Clara)

Tch, her defense was too strong…

“Tch.” (Tanuki)

The tanuki clicked its tongue like I did. It seemed to give up, kicking a nearby pebble in disappointment. Hey, don’t give up there. Make this gentleman here shed some tears.

Anya grabbed the tanuki by the scruff of its neck, smiling brightly.

“Tanuki-san, since you’ve seen my panties, please help me find some Akaboushitake Mushrooms.” (Anya)

The tanuki gave a thumbs-up. I guess it agreed.

“Alright, Clara-chan, let’s continue the competition!” (Anya)

“Hey, that’s not fair!” (Clara)

“Then, Clara-chan, you should try tempting the tanuki too!” (Anya)

“Who would engage in such indecent behavior?” (Clara)

Oh, the tanuki is working quite efficiently. It’s finding a lot of Akaboushitake Mushrooms and handing them over to Anya.

In no time, it already surpassed Clara’s count. Looks like it’s going to be Anya’s victory at this rate.

Five minutes later…

Anya cheered triumphantly while Clara gritted her teeth in frustration.

“We did it! Victory for [Grand Bahamut]!” (Anya)

Anya and the tanuki high-fived.

“This is so unfair, unfair, unfair, unfair!” (Clara)

Clara seemed really upset.

Oh, the tanuki brought something over. It handed Clara a mushroom it had plucked from under her skirt. Oh, that’s the blue one.

“Even if you bring it after I’ve lost… Wait, this is… an Aoboushitake!” (Clara)

Uh oh… From that distance, Clara probably inhaled some of the spores.

Clara dropped the Aoboushitake from her hand. Concerned, I looked at Clara’s face and saw her eyes spiraling around in confusion. She was completely disoriented.

Suddenly, an Aoboushitake sprouted from the top of Clara’s head. It was proof that she had been affected by the spores. The confusion would continue until it was removed. I had to do something.

“I feel so… fluffy~” (Clara)

Clara began skipping on the spot. Then, she stretched out her arms sideways, tilted her head, and started spinning around. Next, she started tap dancing joyfully. She actually looks quite skilled at it.

“Clara-chan, are you okay?” (Anya)

“Anastasia!” (Clara)

“W-What is it?” (Anya)

“There’s something I’ve been hiding from you.” (Clara)

Oh? This could be interesting. What bombshell would the disoriented Clara drop?

“Actually, um… I, I…” (Clara)

“Yes?” (Anya)

“I-I’ve always, always loved you, Anastasia!” (Clara)

As soon as she heard that, Anya sparkled as bright as the summer sun. She looked incredibly happy.

“Wow, Clara-chan, thank you! I love you too!” (Anya)

“Really? Then, we both feel the same way, don’t we?” (Clara)

“Yeah, we’ll go from best friends to lovers!” (Anya)

“Exactly desu wa. Now, let’s soar into our own little world together! Mwah!” (Clara)

Wow, Clara’s kissing face is super cute! I want to remember it forever. That kissing face. And I want her to do it to me too.

Clara planted a kiss on Anya’s cheek. Anya blushed happily.

“Hiyaa! Clara-chan, that was amazing! It was like an angel’s kiss! Next, let me―― Huh?!” (Anya)

Oops, did she get too close to Clara? She has the mushroom on her head too. I guess the spores reached Anya.

Anya grabbed Clara’s shoulders and put on a handsome face.

“Clara-chan, let’s get married!” (Anya)

Kya~ Anya is so cool! Why do I sound like a fangirl? 

“Okay desu wa!” (Clara)

Woahhh! Congratulations! I wish you both a lifetime of happiness!

Phew, that was something.

Let’s stop here. It seems more fun to leave it at this point. If we don’t stop now, they might completely immerse themselves in their own world and go on forever.

I went to Anya and Clara and pulled out the mushrooms growing on their heads. The eyes of the mushrooms turned into X’s. The dizzy eyes of Anya and Clara returned to normal.

Anya and Clara were staring at each other like lovers. They suddenly met eyes with a surprised expression.

Anya showed a smile as if spring flowers had bloomed. Clara’s face turned pale and she took a step back. She held her head in both hands. It’s funny how pale she became.

“Ahhhhhhhh! What a huge blunder! Everything I just said was a lie desu wa! I said nothing but insincere things!” (Clara)

Anya had a happy maiden’s expression. She’s totally smitten.

“I understand how Clara-chan feels. Hehe, it’s making me blush.” (Anya)

“Ahhh, I want to go back in time desu wa. I want to turn back the clock desu wa. I want to erase all memories of me and Anastasia desu wa.” (Clara)

“Even if the two of you forget, I’ll never forget Clara’s feelings.” (Wilhelm)

“Wilhelm-sama’s smug face is so irritating! I’ve made a lifelong embarrassment. This is the worst. Ahhhh! There’s a bear!” (Clara)

Clara looks like she’s having fun. Well, there really is a bear right behind Anya. It’s a bear magical beast.

The bear is eyeing them both hungrily. It seems to be deciding which one to eat first.

“Wilhelm-sama, Wilhelm-sama!” (Clara)

“I got it. I’ll take it down quickly.” (Wilhelm)

Clara and Anya quickly hid behind me.

Watch closely as I unleash my awesome technique.

“The Hero’s Divine Fist Technique, [Explosive Palm Strike]!” (Wilhelm)

I delivered a palm strike to the abdomen of the bear. It winced in pain.

But this technique doesn’t end there.

The energy I blasted through with my palm strike reaches deep into the enemy’s body, disrupting the life energy flowing within. Then, it causes a massive explosion within the body. This is the Hero’s Divine Fist Technique, [Explosive Palm Strike]. Though it doesn’t involve a sword, it’s a terrifying technique.

A thunderous explosion echoed from within the bear’s body as the technique detonated. The sound echoed through the mountains.

The bear roared and fell backward as it let out a final demonic cry. 

*Thud* 

Anya and Clara looked wide-eyed. Were they more impressed than scared?

“Wi—Wilhelm-sama.” (Clara)

“What is it, Clara?” (Wilhelm)

“Please, teach me that technique you just used. I’ll do anything you say!” (Clara)

“Anything? Really, anything?” (Wilhelm)

“Yes! I’ll do anything you say!” (Clara)

“Then, can you tell me if what you said about your feelings for Anya earlier was true?” (Wilhelm)

Clara’s eyes widened in surprise. She showed an awkward expression like she’d made a mistake. Her troubled face was quite adorable.

“W-Well, maybe not ‘anything.’ Let’s skip the Anastasia-related questions, please.” (Clara)

She was blushing from embarrassment. 

“Clara-chan, it’s okay to be honest.” (Anya)

“Yeah, just be honest, Clara.” (Wilhelm)

“I’m always honest!” (Clara)

However, the self-proclaimed honest Clara didn’t seem to express her true feelings at all. Well, that’s just like Clara, isn’t it?

Anya played with Clara’s hair, styling it into twin tails. Since Anya won the contest, she got to decide Clara’s hairstyle.

Clara’s twin tails looked as cute as an angel.

In such a lively manner, we continued to tackle quests. Despite the heavy workload, I found joy in working every day.

After finishing our quests, there was already food waiting back at the guild. After eating my fill and replenishing my energy, I slept soundly. Then, I would wake up the next day, ready to work hard again.

If everything went well and all the work was done, I could return to my shut-in life. At that time, I still earnestly believed that.

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Of course you can’t go back to your shut-in life~ We’re not even close to the end of the volume.

And now the mystery of the Clara kiss has been solved. I didn’t even notice it before, but looking at it closer, there is indeed a mushroom sticking out of her head.

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1. None

“Get up already, you neet!” (Mew-chan)

“Gyaaaaah!” (Wilhelm)

While I was enjoying my blissful sleep, my bed got flipped over.

What the hell, I hadn’t slept this well in years. Who dares to interrupt my sleep?

Looking up from the floor where I had fallen, I saw a white fluffy magical beast grinning at me with a smug smile. It was Mew-chan, after all.

“Come on. Can’t you let me sleep until noon today? I mean, I worked hard yesterday, didn’t I?” (Wilhelm)

“Hehehe. Too bad. It’s almost lunchtime mew. You’ve had more than enough sleep. So, rise and shine, you potential moldy neet!” (Mew-chan)

“Ehhh.” (Wilhelm)

“Don’t ‘ehhh’ me. Is it sore muscles again? Huh mew?” (Mew-chan)

“Well, not today.” (Wilhelm)

“Then get up already mew. Oh, right. Let me get your clothes for you mew. Now, what should you wear for today?” (Mew-chan)

I wonder if there’s anyone else in the world who lets magical beasts decide their outfit. Probably just me.

“Ugh, I slept too well and now I’m even sleepier.” (Wilhelm)

I can hear light footsteps coming up the stairs. That must be Anya.

Anya pokes her head into my room. She’s got a smile as bright as the sun. Mmn, I feel like I’m ready to tackle today’s quest.

“Good morning, Wil-sama!” (Anya)

“Ah, good morning, Anya.” (Wilhelm)

“The weather is great! Would you join me for a quest?” (Anya)

“…Would it be alright if we did it tomorrow?” (Wilhelm)

“There are tons of quests with deadlines today.” (Anya)

“How many?” (Wilhelm)

“Thirty!” (Anya)

Wow, she’s saying something pretty outrageous with a lovely smile. Unlike the old [Grand Bahamut], there are many difficult quests nowadays. Even I am unsure if we can complete thirty at once.

With a hand on my knee, I reluctantly got up. The heavy reluctance is typical of a shut-in.

“It can’t be helped. Let’s give it our best. Mew-chan, where are my clothes?” (Wilhelm)

“Here they are mew. An aloha shirt, shorts, and sunglasses mew! They absolutely suit you. I’m confident mew!” (Mew-chan)

“Wow, your sense of fashion is terrible.” (Wilhelm)

There’s no way I could go to the mountains dressed like that. In the end, I chose my usual outfit. Mew-chan looked a bit disappointed.

I walked through the town at a slightly slower pace to match Anya’s speed.

Since it was lunchtime, the streets were sparsely populated, making it easy to walk. Thanks to that, I didn’t get overwhelmed by the crowds.

Huh, there was a girl sitting on the bricks next to a flower bed.

The girl stood up and waved at us. She was probably around fifteen years old. Her smile was as bright as the blooming summer flower next to her.

There was a simple table set up nearby, so she was probably going to perform something.

“Wil-sama, shall we take a look? I want to see it.” (Anya)

“Well, if Anya says so. We don’t have much time, so just a bit, okay?” (Wilhelm)

The girl flashed a bright smile. She hasn’t said anything yet, giving the impression she was performing some kind of pantomime¹.

This girl had large, expressive eyes and cute pink twin-tails. She was quite cute. Moreover, she had a well-endowed figure and beautiful legs, making her naturally attract attention just by standing there.

She might be a street performer or, judging by the hat she wore, perhaps a magician.

The girl held a coin between her thumb and index finger.

It seemed like she wanted attention. She showed both sides of the coin to emphasize that it was a normal one.

There were five paper cups on the table. She turned them upside down one by one, hiding the coin under the last one.

Her expression seemed to build up anticipation as if she was about to show something amazing.

She moved the upside-down cups around on the table without flipping them back. She exchanged the positions of the cups multiple times. This must be one of those guessing games where you have to guess which cup the coin is under.

It seems like she’s done with the swapping. Since her movements weren’t particularly fast, I could easily follow the movement of the cups with my eyes.

The girl gestured, asking which paper cup we thought the coin was under.

“Anya, which paper cup do you think has the coin?” (Wilhelm)

“I believe it’s this one. I’m confident of it.” (Anya)

She pointed to the second cup from the left. If she lifts that cup, the coin should be inside. I think so too.

With excitement, the girl began to overturn each paper cup one by one. So far, there’s no sign of the coin anywhere. And the last cup is the one Anya chose. Now, let’s see what the result will be.

With a hint of suspense, the girl flipped over the paper cup.

To our surprise, there was nothing underneath!

“Wow~!” (Wilhelm & Anya)

Anya and I applauded. The girl proudly showed off a triumphant expression. Her chest bounced with pride.

“Wil-sama, where on earth did the coin disappear to?” (Anya)

“I have no idea. I didn’t see the coin being moved from the paper cup.” (Wilhelm)

The girl wore a smug expression as if to say “hehehe”.

She reached out her hand towards her hat. Could it be that the coin is there? Surely not in the hat. She hadn’t touched it at all.

With a triumphant smile, the girl took off her hat. And there, on top of her head was the coin… or so it was supposed to be.

“Wil-sama, there’s no coin there. It was a feint, after all.” (Anya)

“A feint? Ah, I see. That was a good one. It really got our hopes up.” (Wilhelm)

Huh? The girl looks puzzled as she touches her head.

She seemed to be searching for the coin, but of course, it wasn’t there. She looked puzzled as she checked inside her hat. Turning the hat upside down on the table and shaking it, but still, no coin appeared.

The girl seemed to be sweating nervously.

“*waku waku*²” (Wilhelm & Anya)

Anya and I exchanged looks full of anticipation.

The girl suddenly snapped back, put her hat back on, and clapped her hands.

“Alright, so, let’s move on to the fun magic part, shall we?” (Pink girl)

She had a bright and cute voice.

“Eh? Where did the coin from earlier go?” (Wilhelm)

“W-W-Well~ I wonder what you mean by ‘coin’~” (Pink girl)

She’s totally dodging the question. I felt like I was being diverted.

“Do you mean to say you don’t know where it went? That’s actually quite impressive.” (Wilhelm)

“Wil-sama, I’m also impressed!” (Anya)

“Anya, you seem to be oddly amused. Your eyes are sparkling so much, but you know that that magic trick just now was a failure, right?” (Wilhelm)

“Was it?” (Anya)

“Tada~! Now, behold~!” (Pink girl)

Looks like the next performance is about to begin.

“A magic trick by the cute Stephanie-chan!” (Stephanie)

So, this girl’s name is Stephanie.

“Someone’s completely avoiding the coin…” (Wilhelm)

“Now, pay attention~! I’m going to pull lots of cards out of my mouth~! Get ready to be amazed~!” (Stephanie)

Stephanie brought both hands to her mouth. She opened her cute mouth wide and made a gesture as if pulling something out of it.

“Eeeeeeeh!” (Stephanie)

“Wow~!” (Wilhelm & Anya)

It looked as if she had a massive amount of cards in her mouth from the beginning. She skillfully pulled them out and dropped them onto the table. Isn’t this amazing?

“Ah, they’re—” (Wilhelm)

BAM! The cards scattered as if they had exploded. They must have collided and bounced off each other. It was a big failure. The cards scattered all over the ground.

Just when I thought it was amazing, it turned into a failure…

Stephanie showed a face dripping with cold sweat.

Hmm, after thinking for a moment, I smiled.

“T-This is the miraculous power of the cute Stephanie-chan! You’ve just witnessed a real miracle!” (Stephanie)

“Wil-sama, was that Stephanie-san’s signature line?” (Anya)

“Ah, I guess. Even though it was a spectacular failure.” (Wilhelm)

But it seemed to amuse Anya. She clapped enthusiastically.

“Wow~! That was so cute just now!” (Anya)

What a pure-hearted child she is. Her eyes are shining so brightly.

“Thank you, Ojou-san~!” (Stephanie)

Stephanie happily waved her hands.

“Tada! Ta-da-da-da-da~!” (Stephanie)

Hey, she’s still going? Well, as long as Anya’s happy, it’s fine.

“Now, behold~!” (Stephanie)

“I’m excited! Wil-sama, I wonder what kind of magic we’ll see next!” (Anya)

“Yeah, probably something flashy.” (Wilhelm)

“Onii-san, Ojou-san, what you’re about to witness is a miracle! The cute Stephanie-chan will now show you a true miracle!” (Stephanie)

“Another signature line! This means that it must be really amazing magic, right?” (Anya)

“Yeah, I can’t wait!” (Wilhelm)

Stephanie’s expression turned resolute. She puffed out her chest proudly. Then, she flipped over the hat and showed us.

“This is just a normal hat, right?” (Stephanie)

Indeed, the hat seemed ordinary. Stephanie placed it upside down on the table and covered it with a cloth.

“Now, the cute Stephanie-chan will perform a miracle with this hat!” (Stephanie)

“*waku waku*! I wonder what will happen?” (Anya)

“A mountain of delicious candies will appear. Please applaud if it’s successful. I’ll give you both those tasty candies as a gift.” (Stephanie)

“Got it! We’re ready to clap!” (Anya)

Anya prepared to clap her hands.

“Alright, here we go. Three, two, one—” (Stephanie)

*Snap* 

Stephanie snapped her fingers. Oh, something’s happening. The inside of the hat expanded, and the cloth rose up.

“Wil-sama, it’s amazing! Stephanie-san didn’t touch the hat at all.” (Anya)

“Yeah, it was a real miracle this time. I better get ready to clap too.” (Wilhelm)

“A huge round of applause, please! Ta-da! The miracle of the adorable Stephanie-chan was a great success!” (Stephanie)

Stephanie gracefully removed the cloth from the hat.

Then, with a whoosh, something suddenly flew out all at once. Colorful balloons! It was like a festival. How did that many balloons fit into such a small hat?

“*clap clap clap clap clap*~!” (Wilhelm & Anya)

“Wil-sama, that was amazing, incredibly amazing!” (Anya)

“Yeah, it was incredible. Although it was supposed to be heaps of candies.” (Wilhelm)

“Oh… right. Could it be… that these balloons are candy-chan?” (Anya)

“No, they’re just regular balloons. Right, Stephanie?” (Wilhelm)

Stephanie flinched. She blinked rapidly, looking awkward. Sweat was visibly dripping down her face. Her clothes looked drenched.

“T-T-T-This is the miraculous power of cute Stephanie-chan, okay?” (Stephanie)

“She’s still trying to spin it that way.” (Wilhelm)

“Yeah, she’s really trying.” (Anya)

“That last one wasn’t a failure! It was just another trick I had prepared that accidentally came out.” (Stephanie)

“Some people call that a failure—” (Wilhelm)

“Oh well, can’t be helped.” (Stephanie)

Stephanie shoved both hands into the pockets of her shorts. Then, she rummaged around. It seemed like there was a lot of something in there. She pulled something out.

“Here you go. Please enjoy the candies. Let’s wrap up today’s magic with this. Thank you for watching. I’d be happy if you watched again.” (Stephanie)

She placed a mountain of candies in our hands. Is it okay to receive this much?

Anya took out 100 gold coins from her wallet. There’s a box next to Stephanie. She’s going to put it in there. Even though the trick failed, Anya seems satisfied.

Stephanie looks at Anya with a “Are you sure?” expression. She seems surprised herself.

“I’ve become a fan of Stephanie-san. Please keep up the good work!” (Anya)

“Oh, thank you. I’ll show you something even more amazing next time!” (Stephanie)

Anya waved her hand cutely. We parted ways with Stephanie and walked towards the city gate.

These candies are really delicious. I wonder where they’re from. When I looked at the wrapper, I didn’t recognize the product. Must have been imported from somewhere. Probably from a foreign brand.

“Wil-sama, I feel like practicing magic now.” (Anya)

To think she’d enjoy that low-quality magic trick so much.

“The path of magic is tough, you know?” (Wilhelm)

“Yes. But I still want to give it a try.” (Anya)

“I see. I’ll cheer you on. It’d be great if it becomes a good hobby for you.” (Wilhelm)

Man, these candies are incredibly delicious. I’ll have another one. I felt like I gained something from that experience.

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Thanks for reading!

So, Stephanie is a clumsy magician from probably another country. Maybe she came from a magic-centric country, but I guess it’s still too early for speculation.

I mean, there’s something amusing in seeing magic tricks fail.

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1. Pantomime is the art or technique of conveying emotions, actions, feelings, etc., by gestures without speech.
2. I don’t really know how to explain this other than just imagine them looking at her with starry eyes in anticipation.

*sizzle, sizzle, sizzle*

The sound of beef sizzling was pleasing to my ears. I took a deep breath, inhaling the delicious aroma. Ah, what an appetizing smell.

I’m currently in the kitchen of [Grand Bahamut].

Tonight’s dinner was a grilled plate meal. We placed a thick cloth on the table and then set a hot stone underneath it, heating it to a high temperature. On the heated plate, we grilled meat and vegetables to our hearts’ content and enjoyed the meal together.

When the temperature of the plate dropped, we replaced the stone with another one. This way, we could enjoy the meal to the fullest.

Amid the sound of the beef sizzling, Anya seemed to have heard my stomach growling. She smiled.

“It’s almost done. Please wait a little longer.” (Anya)

Anya, wearing a cute frilly apron, was cooking with a spatula in hand. She expertly seasoned the meat with salt and pepper.

While waiting for the food to finish, Sofia-san prepared a special sauce for the dish.

The first batch of beef seemed ready.

Anya neatly cut the beef with the spatula and placed it on my plate.

“Wil-sama, here you go. Please enjoy it to your heart’s content.” (Anya)

“Alright! Itadakimasu. Whoa, it’s hot! But that heat is just right. It’s super delicious! You’re the best, Anya!” (Wilhelm)

Ah, the taste really hit the spot for my tired body. The deliciousness gave me strength.

Today, if I counted correctly, I think I completed twenty-five quests. Maybe it’s because I worked so hard that the meat tasted even better.

Anya looked pleased.

“I’m glad Wil-sama is enjoying it. Please eat until you’re full.” (Anya)

“Yeah, it’s so good, I’ll be sure to eat a lot. The vegetables are ready too, right?” (Wilhelm)

“Yes, go ahead.” (Anya)

I was about to take some, but Anya served them for me. Ah, the vegetables, soaked in the flavor of the beef, were incredibly delicious. The carrots and bell peppers were the best.

“Anya-chan, you can sit and eat too. I’ll help grill the meat.” (Sofia)

“Sodane! Ojou, you don’t need to look after this neet. A neet, hell even an ant, can grill meat mew.” (Mew-chan)

No, even ants can’t manage that.

“Nonono, Mew-chan. Even someone as skilled as me couldn’t achieve this level of perfect seasoning and grilling.” (Wilhelm)

“Sodane! Wait, no, that’s not what I meant mew. A neet like you should at least grill his own food.” (Mew-chan)

Mew-chan didn’t understand. Having a beautiful girl grill in front of you was the best seasoning. That’s a man’s romance.

“Here, here, take this burnt vegetable mew.” (Mew-chan)

“I don’t want it. Why did you leave it until it got burnt?” (Wilhelm)

“Kekeke, Wil-oniisan and Mew-chan get along so well. I’m jealous.” (Eva)

“What are you talking about, Eva? How is this getting along? Wait, ah! Blacky-chan took my meat! I don’t care if you burn your mouth.” (Wilhelm)

Blackie-chan took my beef and smirked. This cat wasn’t supposed to handle hot food easily. Yet it was eating with ease. That really pissed me off.

“Wil-sama, let me take care of everything tonight. I’ll keep grilling more meat, so don’t hesitate to eat as much as you want.” (Anya)

Anya is smiling brightly. She’s so cute. With a girl this adorable cooking for me, I feel like I could eat as much as I want.

Ah, Sofia-san just took the spatula from Anya.

“Alright, Anya-chan, you sit down. It’s time for a change in grill master!” (Sofia)

It seems that Sofia-san will grill next, followed by Eva.

It’s nice to have cute women taking turns cooking for you.

The sound of beef and vegetables sizzling on the grilling plate created a delightful melody.

Dinner sure was lively today. It was so delicious that my appetite seemed insatiable.

By the way, with Mew-chan’s strong recommendation, I also grilled various things for everyone. Apparently, it turned out quite well, which was a relief.

For dessert, we had apple pie.

Anya grilled it on the hot plate, and the sweet apple juice danced on the plate, filling the air with a delightful aroma. When I tried it, it was unbelievably delicious. Even though I was already full, I couldn’t resist and ate a lot more.

It turned out to be a memorable and wonderful dinner. Meals after hard work are really something special. I’m glad I worked hard.

Ah, it was such a blissful dinner. After that, I spent some time chatting leisurely with everyone, and now I’m taking a bath. I sweated a lot, so I needed to clean myself thoroughly.

I wash my body thoroughly with soap.

“Ah… it would be amazing if Anya joined me…” (Wilhelm)

Well, the chances of that happening are pretty slim.

Huh, I sense a cute presence coming from the changing room. I can hear the rustling sound of clothes being taken off.

N-No way… Could it be――? Did my daydreaming actually lead to us taking a bath together? The power of imagination is incredible. Oh no, I’m getting nervous. I have to act gentlemanly. Let’s put on a handsome face.

And then, Anya’s face peeks in.

“Wil-sama, may I join you in the bath?” (Anya)

Yes! It happened! This moment has finally arrived after so long. All the hard work was worth it. I’m so happy I could cry.

I’ve already washed my body, but that’s okay. I don’t mind getting washed again.

“Sure, go ahead. Take your time.” (Wilhelm)

I tried to sound a bit cool.

“Thank you. I’ll be joining you for a little while, then.” (Anya)

Anya hopped in. It’s a bit disappointing that she’s wrapped in a bath towel, but that’s okay. The fact that she’s properly covering herself shows modesty and elegance, which is even better.

But I’ll make a suggestion. After all, I’m still a male.

“Anya, actually, I have something important to tell you.” (Wilhelm)

“Yes? Is it something important to discuss in the bath?” (Anya)

“Yeah, it is.” (Wilhelm)

“Please tell me.” (Anya)

“Did you know that wrapping a towel around yourself when getting into the bath is actually a breach of etiquette?” (Wilhelm)

“I-Is that so? Then I’ll remove the towel right away.” (Anya)

*Gulp* 

Blushing with embarrassment, Anya slowly loosened the bath towel. With her face turning red and her eyes wavering, she hesitantly opened the towel.

Oh… ohh… ohhh… A modest but definitely noticeable soft curve emerged―

“Okay, okay, Anya-chan, stop. You don’t have to believe such silly stories.” (Sofia)

But I haven’t seen anything yet… Sofia-san peeks into the bath area with a stern look.

“W-Whaaaat?! Sofia-san, are you joining us too? Are you sure? With your figure, even if you wrap a towel, it might slip here and there…” (Wilhelm)

“Haha, you’re such a fool. There’s no way I’d join you.” (Sofia)

“T-That’s right… Please, don’t respond with a straight face… Your making me look like an idiot for hoping…” (Wilhelm)

“Yeah, you are an idiot.” (Sofia)

“Grrrr!” (Wilhelm)

Anya’s cute hand touched my back. Could it be… Is she going to wash me with her bare hands? Isn’t her sense of service too excessive? Is it okay? Is it okay? Can I be spoiled?

“Wil-sama, please lie face down.” (Anya)

“L-Like this?” (Wilhelm)

Guided by Anya’s hand, I turned face down.

“Thank you. Now, excuse me for a moment. Here I go.” (Anya)

Anya straddled my hips. What’s going on? What kind of situation is this? If I were lying face up, would this be a different kind of position? But I’m lying face down…

“Hey, Anya, what’s happening?” (Wilhelm)

“Sorry if it hurts a little.” (Anya)

“Huh? Something painful? Aren’t you going to wash my body?” (Wilhelm)

“Sofia-san, it’s right here, right?” (Anya)

Anya seemed to be pointing to somewhere on my back.

“Yeah, right there! Wil-kun, your heart is filled with wicked thoughts right now, so Anya-chan you don’t have to hold back.” (Sofia)

“Got it. I’ll go all out then.” (Anya)

“Huh, wait, my heart isn’t filled with wicked thoughts. I’m as clean as a white shirt after laundry—” (Wilhelm)

“Here I go!” (Anya)

“Aaaaargh! What, what, it hurts like hell! And it feels so weird!” (Wilhelm)

“Wil-sama, this is one of the pressure points taught to me by our neighbors to relieve your fatigue and prevent muscle soreness completely (although it comes with extreme pain). Even though it hurts, rest assured that it’s just improving your health.” (Anya)

“I-I see. Can I really trust that? Or is it just another piece of random knowledge from the neighbor?” (Wilhelm)

“Yes, but you don’t need to worry since it’s information from a reliable neighbor. Now, let’s move on to the next pressure point.” (Anya)

“Gahhhhhhh! It hurts, it feels weird, what’s this?!” (Wilhelm)

“Wil-sama’s reactions are quite amusing. Now, let’s move on to the next pressure point.” (Anya)

“Sheesh, this is relentless… Aaarghhh! A-Anya, if possible, I’d like you to take the towel and we could wash each other’s bodies instead…” (Wilhelm)

“Huh? Should we do that?” (Anya)

“Nonono, Anya-chan, put more weight on the next pressure point and press firmly.” (Wilhelm)

“Yes, Sofia-san.” (Anya)

“It hurts! Aaaaaagh! I’m dying, I’m dying! And it feels weird… S-Sofia-san, please don’t teach Anya weird things! Is my body really becoming healthier?” (Wilhelm)

“Yeah, I hope it is!” (Sofia)

“W-What?!” (Wilhelm)

“Make sure to get super healthy so you can work like a horse again tomorrow!” (Sofia)

Damn it, Sofia-san has such a mischievous smile.

“So—the next one is here!” (Anya)

Anya also has a cheerful smile.

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Anya looks like she’s giving off sadist vibes. And the pressure point thing to completely cure muscle soreness sounds like bs. 

Honestly, I don’t understand taking a bath with a towel on, can you really wash yourself like that?

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We left the city and entered the mountains. After climbing for about an hour, we reached a somewhat famous cliff.

It’s one of those so-called sheer cliffs. When you look at it from the side, the ground and the cliff form a beautiful vertical line. I’ve heard that this is a pretty famous area and, merchants and travelers will usually take a break near this area to enjoy the view.

Trying to descend from the cliffside from the top is nearly impossible because the soil is difficult to grip. Plus, there’s a fierce river right below it, so if you happen to fall, things won’t end so nicely. In other words, it’s a dangerous place.

The quest that Sofia-san and I took takes place in such an area. The quest is called “Obtain twenty Queen Lilies growing on the sheer cliff!”

Queen Lilies are yellow lilies that grow on the side of this cliff. Their roots are large and can be eaten. In recent years, they’ve become quite a popular ingredient as they’re said to be very nutritious.

This quest had a difficulty rating of B, and the reward was thirty thousand gold. Considering the danger, it was a bit low, but since there was no need to fight any powerful magical beasts, the reward seemed reasonable.

“Hiee~! We’re so high up!” (Sofia)

Sofia-san knelt on the ground and cautiously peeked over the edge of the cliff.

“Sofia-san, please make sure you absolutely don’t fall off the cliff, okay? Absolutely.” (Wilhelm)

“Could you please stop setting up weird flags?” (Sofia)

“But I believe Sofia-san will definitely pick up the flag!” (Wilhelm)

“Nonono, picking up this flag is just asking for death. We need to be extremely careful, okay?” (Sofia)

“It’s okay. There’s a river below the cliff. Even if we fall, we won’t die. They often say that falling into water is a survival flag, so it’s fine.” (Wilhelm)

“That’s only in fiction! Falling from this height into a river would knock you out and you’d die. So, if I happen to fall, make sure to save me, okay?” (Sofia)

“I know, I know.” (Wilhelm)

“Why are you looking away? Say it while looking me in the eyes!” (Sofia)

Sofia-san tried to meet my gaze, but I deftly avoided eye contact. Sofia-san then pouted, saying I was being mean.

“Alright, let’s get going.” (Wilhelm)

“We just need to be careful of those monsters, right?” (Sofia)

Sofia-san looked up at the sky. Dozens of giant bird monsters were flying above us. They were called Giant Eagles. 

Although they were C-rank and not very strong despite their size, being attacked by them while descending the cliff would make it impossible to counterattack due to the unstable footing. 

That’s why we absolutely had to avoid being noticed by those monsters. This was the crucial part of the quest.

“That’s right. Let’s be careful not to attract their attention.” (Wilhelm)

I attached climbing claws to the back of my hands in preparation.

These were the claws of a rare wolf-like monster. This particular monster walked on two legs and had claws that kept growing, prompting it to approach humans to have them trimmed. It was quite a friendly monster. By processing those claws, we were able to use them as tools for descending the cliff.

Sofia-san and I lowered ourselves onto the cliff and firmly embedded the claws into the soil. They held firmly. The claws were designed to not pull out unless lifted, so there was little chance of us falling from the cliff.

“Hieeee! The footing is so unstableeeee!” (Sofia)

“Sofia-san, it’s better not to look down. You’ll get dizzy and end up falling into the river.” (Wilhelm)

“Yeah, I definitely think I’m that type. By the way, Wil-kun, aren’t you descending too fast?” (Sofia)

“Yep. Because if I descend fast enough, I might get a glimpse of Sofia-san’s panties.” (Wilhelm)

“Oh, so you’re thinking about such lewd things.” (Sofia)

Saying in a mischievous tone that she’d never let me see them, Sofia-san started descending at a considerable speed.

Even though she was scared, she moved quite briskly. It didn’t seem like she would fall that easily. It looked like there was no chance of triggering any flags.

With a clattering sound, the claws scraped against the wall as we descended. I reached out and pulled out one of the Queen Lilies near me.

The root of the Queen Lily was round. When I pulled it out, a sweet aroma wafted through the air. It really stimulated my appetite. Maybe I should take a few extra and have Anya cook something up for me. With that in mind, I placed the lilies in the magic pouch tied to my waist.

A little later, Sofia-san also managed to get a Queen Lily. She placed hers in the magic backpack on her back.

“It’s going well.” (Wilhelm)

“Yeah. But, you know, Wil-kun, not to brag, but I have a big chest, right?” (Sofia)

“Yes, I’m very well aware.” (Wilhelm)

“Why do you put on that gentlemanly face? Oh well. So, you know, because it’s hard to move when the cliff rubs against my breasts, I started thinking that maybe I’m not suited for this quest after all.” (Sofia)

“Wow, I’m really envious of the cliff.” (Wilhelm)

“Ahaha, that’s such a Wil-kun-like reaction.” (Sofia)

“Well, hypothetically speaking, if the force of your breasts caused you to bounce and fall off the cliff, wouldn’t that be really funny?” (Wilhelm)

Sofia-san smiled. It was impossible, of course, but it was amusing to think about. Well, I wouldn’t mind if it were possible.

We descended a bit further and obtained more Queen Lilies.

From here on, we decided to split into two to maximize efficiency. As long as we didn’t get too close to the Giant Eagles’ nest, we wouldn’t be attacked, so it should be fine.

Things were going smoothly. I managed to get eight.

A bit further down, there were two growing side by side. If I got those, my part would be done. I wondered if Sofia-san was doing alright.

“Noooooooooo!” (Sofia)

Doesn’t sound like things are going smoothly on her side. She’s screaming.

“Wil-kun, Wil-kun—!” (Wilhelm)

I looked over and saw Sofia-san being grabbed by the beak of a Giant Eagle. Its beak was firmly clamped around her waist.

How did this happen? Oh, I see. It’s a large chick from the nest. It’s leaning out to grab Sofia-san. Despite being called a chick, it’s twice the size of an adult man. Its beak is incredibly long, so it was able to reach her. Sofia-san, you let your guard down.

“Sofia-san, are you okay—?” (Wilhelm)

“Does this look okay to you—?” (Sofia)

“Yes—, you look like you’re having a blast—!” (Wilhelm)

“Wil-kun, you should go see an eye doctor as soon as this is over—” (Sofia)

“Really? But that monster seems to be having a blast too—!” (Wilhelm)

“That’s because it’s plotting to drop me into the river for fun—” (Sofia)

“Wow, that sounds like a lot of fun! I wanna try it too!” (Wilhelm)

“Hey, no need to be mean! You can’t just leave me here!” (Sofia)

“Well, I’ll ask just to be sure, but how did this happen?” (Wilhelm)

“…Do I have to tell you?” (Sofia)

“Of course.” (Wilhelm)

“…Giant Eagles, you see, have a habit of hoarding jewels in their nests. So, when I looked at the nest, I saw some gems that looked like they could fetch a good price.” (Sofia)

“I see. So, Sofia-san was aiming for those gems.” (Wilhelm)

“Y-Yeah. I really wanted some new clothes. It’s time to stock up on summer outfits.” (Sofia)

“Alright, chick, you can drop that person now.” (Wilhelm)

“Gueeee~!” (Giant Eagle)

With a grin, the chick agreed. And then it dropped Sofia-san.

“You’re terribleee! Don’t just throw meee! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I’m falling, I’m fallingggggggggg!” (Sofia)

Well, of course she’s falling. She was tossed by the chick, after all. She’s about to plummet headfirst into the river.

“Ahhhhhhhhhh! Wil-kun, Wil-kun! This isn’t like bungee jumpinggggggg!” (Sofia)

“Sofia-san, your flag retrieval skill is truly remarkable! I admire you!” (Wilhelm)

“Wil-kun, don’t act like you weren’t involved! Save me before I hit the water!” (Sofia)

It can’t be helped. I can’t just leave her like this.

I hung onto the cliff, facing upwards toward the sky. The Giant Eagles were soaring gracefully with their large wings spread out, looking content. I couldn’t move freely in mid-air so I had no choice but to use them.

I quickly heightened my magic. My eyes turned increasingly red.

I have to use it. The ultimate magic of the Demon King. It’s a difficult spell, but I’ll show that I can master it.

“Oh great eagle that dances in the sky, submit to my will and be wielded by my hand! Complete Domination Magic, [Monster Control]!” (Wilhelm)

This spell allows me to dominate and manipulate monsters, bending them to my will by taking over their consciousness. The scenery captured by the Giant Eagle’s vision was sent directly into my mind.

The spell was successful. Alright, with my will, I can freely control the wings of the Giant Eagle.

I made the Giant Eagle dive down fiercely. I spotted Sofia-san falling. Can I make it in time?

“Aaaaaahhhhhh! It’s overrr! If I knew this would happen, I would’ve eaten more delicious fooddd!” (Sofia)

I spread the Giant Eagle’s talons and wings. Sofia-san entered the shadow of the wings.

“Eeeeeeeek! The Giant Eagle is chasing me! I’d rather fall into the water than become its prey!” (Sofia)

The Giant Eagle firmly grasped Sofia-san’s slender waist with its talons and soared into the sky.

“Wil-kun, Wil-kun—! I’m going to be eaten!” (Sofia)

“It’s okay! That Giant Eagle is under my control!” (Wilhelm)

“Really—? You can do that?” (Sofia)

“Heh, I’m pretty capable. Something like this is a piece of cake for me.” (Wilhelm)

I carefully brought Sofia-san back to the top of the cliff and then released the Giant Eagle from my control. 

“Thank you, Wil-kun, you saved me~!” (Sofia)

I replied by waving my hand to Sofia-san from the edge of the cliff.

Now, should I collect the remaining Queen Lilies?

I quickly gathered them and returned to the top of the cliff. Quest complete. Huh, Sofia-san is grinning at a beautiful blue gem. It’s about the size of her palm so it must be quite valuable.

“You’re quite the opportunist…” (Wilhelm)

Sofia-san smiled happily as she tucked away the gem. Maybe she picked up even more gems from the Giant Eagle’s nest. She’s got guts, that’s for sure. That’s the mark of someone who’s been working as a guild adventurer for years.

On the way back from completing several quests, I stumbled upon a hunting ground that looked like it had been ravaged by human activity.

Since it seemed unusually man-made, I asked Sofia-san if she knew anything about it.

“Oh, right. Wil-kun, you weren’t aware yet, huh?” (Sofia)

“Did something happen?” (Wilhelm)

“Yeah, it’s information shared among fellow professionals. Lately, there have been incidents like thefts in the city, attacks on merchants traveling along the roads, and also some really nasty people causing havoc in the forests and mountains.” (Sofia)

“That sounds like outright banditry.” (Wilhelm)

“Yeah. The number of victims is increasing, and everyone is troubled by it. So, there’s talk about gathering together to repel them if we encounter such people… Oh, Wil-kun, if you happen to come across any bandits, could you defeat and capture them?” (Sofia)

“Well, of course. Even if there are dozens of bandits, are no match for a skilled individual like myself.” (Wilhelm)

“As expected of Wil-kun.” (Sofia)

Sofia-san smiled as I proudly puffed out my chest in confidence.

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Sofia, you were really asking yourself for that one~

No, I didn’t drop this series. That’s never gonna happen. I was just preoccupied with irl stuff and the other series I was working on. It took forever to translate that one so I couldn’t find time for this one.

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[??? PoV]

I could hear voices around me. It’s a conversation between a middle-aged man and a young woman.

“Robert-sama, here it is. This is the Demon King’s magic sword, “Catastrophe”, right?” (Liliana)

“Well done, Liliana. It’s just as rumored, a magic sword as red as blood. This sword used to belong to the Demon King, but now it’s a national treasure. Just to be safe, I’ll hold onto it.” (Robert)

I am—the magic sword, Catastrophe. It seems like they are discussing me.

Where could this be? It’s quite a dark place…

Since it’s been a while since I woke up, my cognitive abilities are a bit fuzzy. I suppose this might be some kind of warehouse. Was I stored in this warehouse? I wonder how many years has it been since the Demon King passed away.

“That sword was a failure, wasn’t it?” (Liliana)

“Yes. I’ve heard that even the Demon King had trouble handling the magic sword itself.” (Robert)

How rude. I am a masterpiece among masterpieces among magic swords.

I absorb the magic from the middle-aged man holding the sword. As a result, magic began to accumulate within me, and my vision gradually cleared.

The one holding the sword is likely a nobleman. The woman seems to be a civil servant. Although the design of their uniforms is different from the era of the Demon King, there is still a lingering resemblance.

“I’ve heard that just by holding the hilt of that sword, strong malice begins to sprout. Is that really okay, Robert-sama?” (Liliana)

“I’m fine. It’s probably just a legend embellished with exaggerations.” (Robert)

“That’s good. In that case, it seems that there won’t be any problems with exhibiting it in the museum.” (Liliana)

“That’s right. It would be good if it could also serve as a good source of funds for our neighboring country.” (Robert)

I see. I understand the situation now. There will be an exhibition of the magic sword, Catastrophe, in the museum soon. And it will be used as a means to earn money.

It’s terrible to just put me on display like this. After all, a magic sword is meant to be used.

By the way, what these people were saying about “holding the magic sword, Catastrophe, awakens malice” is true. The reason they aren’t affected by malice is simply because my magic is lacking. Once I have enough magic, I’ll make sure to awaken intense malice within them.

“Doesn’t this magic sword seem fitting for someone who was once my son?” (Robert)

“You mean Wilhelm-kun? He’s still Robert-sama’s son. Please don’t deny his family ties.” (Liliana)

“Well, I’ve been thinking for a while, but Liliana, could it be that you like him?” (Robert)

“That’s clearly sexual harassment.” (Liliana)

“You get angry so quickly. Suspicious indeed. Hahaha!” (Robert)

Oh, the sun is dazzling today. Is it summer already? It reminds me of the days when I adventured with the Demon King.

Now then, do I fit into this era? Is there a new Demon King who can wield me—? I long to rampage alongside them. I want to slaughter as many people as possible with them.

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[Wilhelm’s PoV]

I gaze up at the guild, [Grand Bahamut]. It’s a weathered¹ building, but perhaps due to the bright summer sunlight, it seems a bit cleaner. I’ve returned once again.

With Anya by my side, we enter through the front door, feeling cheerful.

“Welcome!” (Eva)

At the reception desk is a girl with beautiful black hair and one side of her eye hidden. Her clothes bear distinctive marks as if they had been torn by blades.

This slightly suspicious girl’s name is Evabloom Snowmoon. Her pet black cat, Blacky-chan, is with her. Blacky-chan greeted me with a “Nya”.

“Ah, it’s Wil-onii-san! Are you finally out of Paradise? Did you manage to leave your parent’s bed?” (Eva)

Eva happily approaches and dives into my chest.

“Ahhhhh! Eva-chan, that’s so sneaky!” (Anya)

I could hear the intense jealousy in Anya’s voice. Oh well, it’s fine.

I patted Eva’s head. Her hair grew a bit with each pat, but I don’t mind it. It’s pointless to worry about it anymore. This is just how Eva is.

“It’s been a while. I’ve decided to say goodbye to paradise for the time being because I heard [Grand Bahamut] was in trouble. Were you the one handling reception, Eva?” (Wilhelm)

“Yeah, Ana-chan seemed really busy, so I wanted to help out.” (Eva)

“I see. Thank you for your hard work.” (Wilhelm)

“I’m glad that Wil-onii-san praised me, hehe.” (Eva)

Eva’s cheeks turned pink. How cute.

Oh, the door to the guild entrance slammed opened energetically. You can tell just from the atmosphere that a lively woman has arrived.

“I’m back~! I managed to clear two quests!” (Sofia)

It’s Sofia Barrett-san. Her ponytail and her overly large bust bounce energetically. She’s always cheerful, so just watching her fills you with energy.

“Man, catching those energetic green onion-shaped magical beasts is really tough. I was so focused on catching them that I ended up crashing into a tree.” (Sofia)

As she speaks, she tries to take out the onion-shaped magical beast.

“So, Anya-chan, I want to deliver the captured onion-shaped magical beast, but where should I put it… Huh? Oh, Wil-kun is here!” (Sofia)

“I wish you had noticed me as soon as you came in…” (Wilhelm)

Sofia happily approached me. She grabbed my shoulders with both hands.

“I didn’t expect you to get out of bed so quickly. Well then, now that you’re up, let’s work hard like horses!” (Sofia)

“Huh, right now?” (Wilhelm)

“Yeah, right now. Look at that. There’s no time to laze around.” (Sofia)

Sofia-san turned her palm towards the bulletin board. There, numerous job requests, in other words, quests, can be seen. Well, “numerous” is an understatement. There are so many that the board is completely hidden. Some quests are even stacked on top of each other. Just how many quests are there?

“That seems quite challenging.” (Wilhelm)

“Right? There’s plenty of challenge over there too.” (Sofia)

“Huh?” (Wilhelm)

Sofia-san turned her hand towards my back. There, a new bulletin board has been set up. That one wasn’t there before. And there are numerous quests posted on it. It’s an overwhelming amount, enough to make me dizzy. It’s not just a hundred or two hundred. There might even be a thousand.

“I want Wil-kun to do all of these.” (Sofia)

“Huh, all of them? By myself?” (Wilhelm)

“With your skills, Wil-kun, I’m sure you can handle it.” (Sofia)

“Well, that’s a bit…” (Wilhelm)

“Really? Onee-san thinks Wil-kun can definitely do it.” (Sofia)

“But…” (Wilhelm)

“A hardworking Wil-kun is wonderful, isn’t it?” (Sofia)

“Ugh…” (Wilhelm)

“Onee-san wants to see Wil-kun’s cool side.” (Sofia)

“Uh, well, yes, that’s right. I am a talented man, after all. …I could manage about eighty percent of them.” (Wilhelm)

“Yay! Anya-chan, Wil-kun said he will do ninety percent!” (Sofia)

“As expected of Wil-sama! You’re reliable!” (Anya)

“S-Sofia-san, you increased it by ten percent!” (Wilhelm)

Suddenly, the door behind me was swung open with a loud bang.

As the door opened, a stifling atmosphere filled the room. It wasn’t just because of the summer air, but because the person who entered exuded an oppressive aura. There stood a fluffy magical beast covered in white fur.

“Dah! No matter how much I work, the work never gets done, myu. I brought back plenty of honey, myu. Off to the next job right away, mew!”

It’s the guild’s pet, Mew-chan. The species of this magical beast is called Sodane Mew, and they can only say either “sodane” or “mew”, but Mew-chan is a special one who can talk in human language. However, only those with impure hearts can hear it. By the way, I can hear it clearly because my heart is impure.

“Hey, Mew-chan, it’s been a while.” (Wilhelm)

When I greeted Mew-chan, its expression turned displeased.

“Ugh, the neet is back mew.” (Mew-chan)

“Oioi, Mew-chan. Don’t make that unpleasant face. Smile, smile.” (Wilhelm)

“Who’s gonna smile mew? It would be better if you were a shut-in forever. Ah, damn it, do I have to keep thanking this guy for his contributions again mew? It’s hell, mew.” (Mew-chan)

I wonder if he’s complaining or praising. He’s emotions are all over the place.

“Mew-chan, Mew-chan, shake hands and welcome Wil-sama back.” (Anya)

“O-Ojou, what a cruel suggestion mew.” (Mew-chan)

“Mew-chan, you must be happy to be able to shake hands with Wil-sama, right?” (Anya)

“Sodane! Wait, no! Who would shake hands with a neet like him, mew?” (Mew-chan)

I’m not thrilled about it either, but I decide to extend my hand in a gentlemanly manner.

Mew-chan shudders. He gave me a look like, “Are you out of your mind?” Nevertheless, with closed eyes and a reluctant motion, he accepted my hand.

I grip Mew-chan’s hand in return. He starts squeezing my hand aggressively so I squeeze back even harder. Mew-chan squeezes even harder.

Our gazes clash fiercely.

“Welcome back, you neet.” (Mew-chan)

“I’m back. I’ll be relying on you again.” (Wilhelm)

Sparks fly between Mew-chan and me. It’s intense.

“Hehehe. You two are really good friends, aren’t you? It’s heartwarming.” (Anya)

“Sodane… Not!! Why does Ojou make such nonsensical misunderstandings mew? Ahh, I shook a really unpleasant hand mew. I should wash my hands with soap before we go on the next quest!” (Mew-chan)

What a rude creature. My hands are always clean and shining, you know.

“Now then, Wil-kun.” (Sofia)

Sofia-san picked up several quest papers.

“Now that we’ve greeted everyone, let’s go on a quest together!” (Sofia)

There are some quests with approaching deadlines and high difficulty levels that she hasn’t been able to tackle. It seems that she wants me to help handle those kinds of quests.

So, I ended up going with Sofia-san to tackle those quests together.

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Thanks for reading!

We going back to adventures with Sofia, huh? I wonder what kind of quests is it going to be this time. 

Also, a magic sword that needs a Demon King host… hmmm, I wonder who.

I’ve been having WordPress issues lately which causes it to become very slow. I think my website might have also been broken so I’m sorry if you encounter any issues. Worst of all, I have no idea how to fix it.

I might have to reinstall WordPress again, but I don’t really have the time to deal with that since I’m going overseas in like a day… so yeh. I’ll be overseas for a week, so definitely no chapter during this time.

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1. Weathered means worn by long exposure to the atmosphere; weather-beaten.

Ah, life is truly wonderful!

I, Wilhelm Wondersky, am a shut-in. Yes, I happily returned to the life of a shut-in.

Every single day, I would wake up in the afternoon, laze around, read books, laze around some more, eat, and continue lazing around. This lazy lifestyle continued day after day.

“I’ll thoroughly enjoy my shut-in life to the fullest!” (Wilhelm)

I dove onto my bed, which I had dubbed as my paradise. It feels comfortable.

Man, this really makes working on things like legendary ghost exterminations and sending souls to heaven worth it. The process was quite challenging, but thanks to that, I’m now able to fully enjoy the shut-in life I’ve always wanted. It really turned out for the best.

My father granted me permission for a three-week shut-in period. However, I’m determined to extend it even further to at least a total of three months.

It’s only the ninth day since I started my shut-in life. My shut-in life has only just begun.

I turned off the lights in my room and started to drift into a blissful dream. It was truly a wonderful dream.

… … …

It’s probably morning by now. No, maybe afternoon. My sense of time has dulled. But it doesn’t really bother me. After all, I’m a shut-in. I don’t have any plans, so there’s no need to worry about being late for anything.

Maybe I’ll sleep a little longer.

… … … … Huh? What is this murderous intent?

When I opened my eyes, I saw my father, wearing a dangerously mischievous expression, with a sword held in a reverse grip, aiming at me.

I smiled back at my father. He returned the smile with a smirk and mercilessly swung down the sword.

“Whoa, that was close!” (Wilhelm)

I rolled off the bed just in time to narrowly avoid it.

“Hmph! Managed to dodge, huh? Your reflexes are as sharp as ever!” (Robert)

“A-Ahhhhhh! My paradise!! Not again!” (Wilhelm)

The sword pierced through the bed, leaving a hole.

“I’ve always told you, this isn’t paradise! It’s the garbage-making machine of our house!” (Robert)

“What a horrible thing to say! Are you saying I’m the junk of the Wondersky family?” (Wilhelm)

“That’s not a horrible to say at all! It’s the undeniable truth!” (Robert)

“I have a question for you, Father. What is love?” (Wilhelm)

“That’s something only someone like Tony deserves!” (Robert)

Tony is my younger brother. He’s handsome and incredibly talented.

“You always favor your second son! What about me then?” (Wilhelm)

“I have as much love for you as I do for a speck of dust.” (Robert)

“Father, you’re lacking in love. You should go start working on that!” (Wilhelm)

“What are you talking about? I’m the most loving man in this town!” (Robert)

“That’s a lie! Yesterday’s dinner didn’t have a main meat dish for me! Where’s the love?” (Wilhelm)

“It’s in my stomach! My meat dish was twice the portion! Hahaha!” (Robert)

What a parent. So irritating.

“Mhnnn! If you don’t show any love for your cute eldest son, he’s going to turn into a delinquent, you know?” (Wilhelm)

“Huh? You’ve been a delinquent shut-in for ages. You were sneaking into the kitchen at midnight every day to eat delicious things behind my back, didn’t you? I know everything!” (Robert)

Oh… busted.

I thought as the respectable eldest son of this household, I shouldn’t have to put up with low-quality dinner. So, I grilled some good meat and ate it. It was delicious.

“Anyways, what do you want? I’m busy with my shut-in duties.” (Wilhelm)

“Shut-in isn’t a job! Last time you were a shut-in, you hid the family heirloom sword. Where did you put it?” (Robert)

“Oh, if that’s what you’re after, it’s under the bed.” (Wilhelm)

“Why would you put such an important sword in such a dusty place?” (Robert)

“Because I had to hide it. If you got hold of that powerful sword, you’d put an end to my shut-in life.” (Wilhelm)

“Of course, I would.” (Robert)

My father reached under the bed and retrieved the family heirloom sword. It’s a splendidly decorated, cool-looking sword. I think just having it displayed in the room adds an artistic flair.

“Is that an expensive sword?” (Wilhelm)

“It’s more about its historical value rather than its price. It’s too wasted on you.” (Robert)

Satisfied, my father headed towards the door. When I extend my shut-in period, I’ll have to retrieve that sword again.

“Make sure to close the door properly!” (Wilhelm)

My father left without closing it, even though he was the one who opened it.

Haa… I guess I’ll have to ask our butler, Richard, to fix the bed again…

… … …

The next day…

“WIl-sama, please wake up~ If you don’t wake up, I’ll kiss you~” (?)

My body is gently shaken by someone’s small hands. I still don’t feel like getting up.

“You won’t wake up, hmm? So you want my kiss, right? Well, if you insist. Since no one is watching right now… Hehehe, Wil-sama, you’re such a naughty person~” (Anya)

…I’m not entirely sure what’s going on, but am I about to be kissed by someone?

I felt a sweet breath just above my face.

“Mmm…” (?)

I need to wake up quickly. My lips aren’t that cheap.

I opened my eyes wide. Then, I caught the cheeks of the woman in front of me with both hands.

Her face, squeezed between my hands, looked angelic and adorable. Her long silver hair cascaded gently. Her beautiful deep crimson eyes blinked. She showed me a gentle smile.

“Wil-sama, good morning!” (Anya)

“Anya?” (Wilhelm)

This beautiful girl’s name is Anastasia Milkyway. I call her Anya. She’s the guild master of [Grand Bahamut], which I was associated with not too long ago.

…Wait, did I just miss out on a kiss from a beautiful girl in my life? What a waste. I’m seriously regretting it now.

“W-Well, I guess I still haven’t fully woken up yet. So, Anya, can I ask for that kiss again? I’ll wake up this time, I promise. Come on, come on.” (Wilhelm)

“Wil-sama, [Grand Bahamut] is in trouble!” (Anya)

“Eh. What about the kiss?” (Wilhelm)

“Thanks to the incident with the legendary ghost, [Grand Bahamut] has been receiving a lot of work lately.” (Anya)

“B-But the k-kiss…” (Wilhelm)

“But our guild’s reputation has grown so much that we’re overflowing with requests.” (Anya)

“So, no kiss…? Haa… Does that mean… you need my help?” (Wilhelm)

“Yes! I’d like you to help us, Wil-sama.” (Anya)

“I see… Well, um… If possible, I’d be happy if you could still give me that kiss.” (Wilhelm)

Anya blushed and smiled.

“Only when you’re asleep, okay?” (Anya)

Damn it. That’s more than disappointing. My heart feels like it’s breaking. I wonder what it feels like to have the lips of such a beautiful girl. If I had received that kiss, it would have probably felt like heaven.

“Haa… Well, can’t be helped. I guess I’ll get up…” (Wilhelm)

“Are you sure? I was told that you came back to your house to stay shut-in for the next three weeks.” (Anya)

“It’s fine. My number one priority will always be to my cute Anya.” (Wilhelm)

I patted Anya’s head. It’s small and her hair feels nice to touch, so adorable.

“I’m glad. I’ll be able to take care of you again, Wil-sama.” (Anya)

“Yeah, I’m counting on you.” (Wilhelm)

She has such a cute smile. Once I settle the issue with [Grand Bahamut], I’ll come back and continue my shut-in life. But until then, I’ll do my best.

Now, time to change. I put on a white shirt and my favorite black pants. I tightened my belt. Finally, I put on my favorite jacket.

“Oh, if you wear a jacket, you might feel too hot.” (Anya)

“Is that so?” (Wilhelm)

“Yes, summer is almost here.” (Anya)

Anya opened the curtains in the room.

The dazzling sunlight streamed into my room. Anya, backlit by the sun, looked incredibly picturesque and cute.

“Alright, then I’ll go for a lighter jacket.” (Wilhelm)

It looks the same, but it’s lightweight and made of thin fabric, suitable for summer. I also chose a shirt suitable for summer.

As I started walking towards the exit of the room, Anya happily followed along. Another lively day is about to begin. I wonder if there will be any new encounters. It’s a little exciting.

Suddenly, the door to my room burst open with a loud bang.

The loud noise echoed throughout my room, startling both me and Anya. It wasn’t the kind of sound you’d expect to hear when waking up.

“Nii-san¹, Father’s in trouble!” (Tony)

Entering my room was my younger brother, Tony.

No matter how many times I have seen him, he always shines like a dazzling fourteen-year-old beauty. With his brown hair and blue eyes, he resembles our father, but he’s far more handsome in his own right. There are plenty of girls who call Tony a prince.

Tony was dressed in a white outfit with a red tie, a look that only suits a handsome guy like him. Even from a guy’s perspective, I can’t help but think he’s unfairly cool.

“Long time no see, Tony. Why are you in such a hurry? Did Father decide to get a mistress around our age or something?” (Wilhelm)

“It’s not something that trivial! It’s much more serious. Father suddenly started saying that he wanted me to be the successor of the Wondersky family! Isn’t this a huge deal? I’m the second son of the Wondersky family!” (Tony)

I was taken aback. Oh, is that what this is about?

“Tony, that’s just Father’s usual routine, you know?” (Wilhelm)

“Huh? So, you mean he says stuff like that all the time?” (Tony)

“Yeah, he says it quite often.” (Wilhelm)

“That’s awful! We already have a fine eldest son in this house!” (Tony)

“Oh, nice! Keep telling that to Father!” (Wilhelm)

It seems that I have an ally in this house too. Although Tony usually lives in the school dormitory, it’s genuinely happy to have someone on my side.

Anya popped her head out from behind me. She bowed politely with her hands together.

“Nice to meet you. You must be Tony-sama, Wil-sama’s younger brother. I’m Anastasia Milkyway. When I grow up, I hope to be able to marry Wil-sama.” (Anya)

Tony turned pale as he looked at Anya.

“T-There’s a big issue happening in here too! N-Nii-san, isn’t it bad to bring such a young girl into your room? This is really serious!” (Tony)

“Huh, is it?” (Wilhelm)

“It’s a huge issue in society’s eyes. And, nii-san…” (Tony)

Tony approached with a super serious expression.

“If this were to get out, Liliana-san would be devastated.” (Tony)

I tilted my head. Liliana is a former classmate who’s now an elite civil servant, but we’re not particularly involved romantically.

“Why are you bringing up Liliana’s name?” (Wilhelm)

“Well, nii-san, during our school days, you were quite close to Liliana-san… you relied on her so much.” (Tony)

We weren’t that close…

“Well, I can’t deny I was pretty reliant on her.” (Wilhelm)

“I always thought Liliana-san would become my future sister-in-law.” (Tony)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, isn’t that jumping the gun a bit? Sure, we got along well, but our student days with Liliana were in the early teens. It’s too early to decide on a lifelong partner.

“There’s nothing between me and Liliana. So you don’t have to worry about whichever woman I’m getting along with.” (Wilhelm)

“Does Liliana-san feel the same way?” (Tony)

“Huh? Well, I’m not sure. I’ve never asked.” (Wilhelm)

“Nii-san, please be mindful of your actions with women. They might get hurt without you realizing it, you know?” (Tony)

Coming from a guy who’s popular with the ladies, that’s quite convincing.

“…There have been times when, out of nowhere, a woman stood before me with a dark expression, holding a knife, quietly asking what’s so good about that other girl. Haha… Really, be careful out there.” (Tony)

Tony’s expression darkened. For a fourteen-year-old, he’s had quite an experience. Truly fitting for a handsome guy.

“Huh? Wil-sama? Are you saying your relationship with me was just for fun?” (Anya)

Oh no, Anya’s eyes went vacant. That’s a bit scary. Could she have some yandere tendencies? Maybe she’s the type to wield a knife. I better change the subject.

“Tony’s just taking things a bit too seriously. It’s okay, it’s okay. Come on, let’s head to the guild soon.” (Wilhelm)

Sometimes it’s best to just cut off conversations like this. I walked past Tony and out of the room.

“See ya, Tony.” (Wilhelm)

“Ah, nii-san, I haven’t finished yet.” (Tony)

“WIl-sama, please wait. I think we need to have a serious talk about our future. How many babies do you want?” (Anya)

“Nii-san, I’m really worried. Are you sure everything’s okay? Can I trust you?” (Tony)

Let’s just head to the guild already.

And so, I bid farewell to my room, my bed, my paradise, for a while.

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Thanks for reading!

What a start to the volume. Looks like Anya has some hidden yandere tendencies. There was barely any competition so maybe that’s why it never surfaced until MC’s relationship with other girls was brought up.

I would also like to say that MC making Liliana come to wake him up every morning makes them look super close, so I can see the misunderstanding forming.

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1. Nii-san means elder brother.